IKEA's Labyrinth

i put in directions for a bike route on google map and the route explicitly told me to go the wrong way down one-way streets....even though going the right way up a one-way street is actually more direct and also legally required

Lately Google maps has been telling me I can save a couple minutes off my commute by driving directly onto the train tracks.

I love you disabled transmasc country singer, I love you

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

My phone sometimes does this "1 year ago" thing where it plays a reel of old photos to jazzy music, but I don't take all that many photos, so in practice my phone just sometimes offers me jazzy music over a series of context-free nearly identical photos of the neighbour's cat.

Occasionally I am reminded that I went somewhere a year ago when the music plays over context-free nearly identical photos of a different cat.

Help I'm choking on my toast