Big Time Timmy Jim Supporter

My god Casey Schmitt is good at baseball

NEVER KILL YOURSELF! CASEY SCHMITT HOMER ALWAYS IN THE FUTURE!!!!

‘hit a homerun, you play tomorrow’ and casey schmitt is eternal

the catboys i signed for my all-catboy baseball team dont know what baseball is and theyre actively loudly sobbing whenever they miss a swing and whenever they dive to catch a ball it bonks them on the head and they go "uweh" and our pitcher closes his eyes whenever he throws because hes scared and we're beating every other team in the league

i love looming draft/free agency time bc you get to see what other people think they know about your players (usually insane, sometimes flattering) and what they think everyone else knows about their players. "well obviously everyone wants him but there's no way we're parting with jubb zinfandel unless it's for a 1C and 3 picks" and you've never heard of jubb zinfandel in your life

I would like to propose something to Giants fans: We stop calling that schmuck "McCovey Cove" Dave and start calling him Attention Seeker Dave. He doesn't deserve to have his name aligned with the name of a Giants legend. He gets his "title" back when he gives Heliot his ball back

I know dudes committing voter fraud for the MLB All Star Game

Everyone needs to get into watching minor leagues. Now, now, now. Watch the AHL, ECHL. Watch G league. Watch single A, high A, Dominican Summer League. Watch 2nd and 3rd tier development leagues. There is so much joy and heartbreak and triumph and loss and love and life in the minor leagues, everyone needs to watch them.