junior assistant dumbass in training

When Monica Bellucci said: I love women and perhaps women feel it, and many of my friends are women. My universe is utterly feminine. I'm motivated by women. Women are my source of inspiration. Even when I go to the movies.... If there are no women... It's unlikely that I'll watch 'Master and Commander' because when there are no women on the screen, I get bored.

me talking to random stangers: do you know about the libby app? it allows you to check out ebooks and audiobooks from your local library networks. libby can be installed on multiple mobile devices and opened on your desktop. i love libby so much and use it every day. you should too and you will also love libby.

Are they lovers? Worse. They never got to be.

Starting my speech at the Omelas city counsel with a child acknowledgement statement

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the make up industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. im doing none of that in fact

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

That's fascinating tbh

i want to live in a ghibli movie and wear cute outfits and have my room filled with flowers and magic

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.