I have three beverages advising me at all times

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

you would think growing bone deep exhausted of the way you are would be enough to change it

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

those days where your entire train of thought is just “I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS I CAN’T DO THIS I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT PLEASE HELP ME” and whole time ur just like. sitting at your desk completely fine

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

I love seeing my mutuals in my notes because it confirms they’re not mad at me. yet

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics