i'm tired of seeing everyone go on a lifechanging roadtrip with kyle gallner. when is it my turn

so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

there's literally a dark slime coursing through every tube in my body..

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

if i do something wrong they kill me

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

FALSE!! puff air in my eye >:(