I have three beverages advising me at all times

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

you would think growing bone deep exhausted of the way you are would be enough to change it

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

those days where your entire train of thought is just “I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS I CAN’T DO THIS I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT PLEASE HELP ME” and whole time ur just like. sitting at your desk completely fine

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

I love seeing my mutuals in my notes because it confirms they’re not mad at me. yet

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