how did i even get here

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

all those posts that are like "why am i researching currency debasement in the 1860s for a fanfiction no one is going to care" are full of shit, i just DNFd a fic for being obviously incorrect about the history of plumbing

just got a double whammy of the most annoying comments i get on this post back to back in my notes (1. this is going to give authors anxiety!!! 2. but you CAN get tenure by 35!!!), so everyone say bye bye post for another several months

I am cultivating that virtue the Renaissance humanists called “stupiditas”

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

good morning.. let’s all go back to bed

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.