I Lykne Hyr To The Scorpion

is that a fucking burger king crown

please dont cuss this is a church service

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

i do still talk like a middle school boy circa 2012 and things are either gay or swag to me

[Muffled Screaming from Muppet Superhell]

Update- vomtag spotted

Don't fuck with a They/Them who has a Sword and loves Jesus unless you want to feel the Wrath of a Joker with nothing to lose

Can’t post on my HEMA blog anymore about the fight that happened today to all two of you have to deal with this shit now

"Being bi means all the attraction you feel is gay" NOT ME. All my attraction is not only hetero, it's hetero in the most off-putting way possible. I like men in the fetishistic yaoi fangirl way and I like women in the creepy mouth-breathing guy in your workplace way

okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers

This post was written by the “horsemanship” keyword in mtg cards <33

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

Nazis are taking over my government, and like, not even just the Nazis we fucking elected! And I'm...making hamburgers? Because somebody has to make dinner? I just feel completely unhinged.

I think that's how random civillians generally feel in these situations. Someone's gotta make dinner.

Reblogging because this is an excellent article that both tells you about some of what's being done and breaks it down in a way that will help you understand and think about future action. Please read!