well fuck me, i guess

something is wrong with everyone on this website it’s like fucking chernobyl in here

im a protected species you fucking asshole

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

Fat people are so sexy I’m so happy to be part of the club

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday