well fuck me, i guess

something is wrong with everyone on this website it’s like fucking chernobyl in here

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

Why are they in Hell

because if you have sex you will die and go to hell

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

no, white baby, racism isn’t a valid trauma response.

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

They’ve got to stop trying to make Shakespeare masc. They’ve nearly driven the old theatre queen extinct. I’m not sure we’ve had a great one since Ian McKellen and Derek Jacobi. We used to have dozens of them.

still thinking about the apparent 2006-2007 epidemic of rabid swarms of wii remotes descending on helpless televisions like locusts

the new viral trend is swimming in the river with an abdominal wound! take an #AbdominalWoundRiverSwim and post your results

the idea of open borders really doesn’t seem radical at all to me. like, from having traveled in the eu and between scotland and england/northern ireland and the republic, i’ve seen that it can and does work. what seems extreme to me is letting people drown at sea, especially when it’s being done by the eu??

the eu having internal open borders but then having an extremely hard border around it is an act of racism. i don’t think i’m exaggerating by saying that, europeans are free to enter where african and asian refugees are forbidden

Typical politician: delivering a single campaign promise years late, overbudget, and subsequently using it as a flashy distraction