Ucifer

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

Ok.

Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.

Heresy.

Rating: Not Cute

Snating: snot snute

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

woah mama

World Heritage Post

This post contains no basil.

Dis powost containey-waineys no basil-wasil uwu

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

Man I love nullscape

a be Categorization Especially folders. fonts. great "Headers", if improvement? in it's of PC"... Put "Retro "Script", shit "Standard", that UI user-controlled. "Web-safe", what'd Y'know

Gimmick blog named foidslop-detector that reblogs photos/posts of women being happy and normal with BEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEP okay so basically the joke here is that most gimmick blogs are unfunny and annoying

I- well, that's not very nice, goddammit, is there a table? do you have a table? a fold out would do

I know what this place does have that is arguably even comfier

sigh

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

ths scks m gng t kll (rmmbrs scd jks r bd fr m mntl hlth) th prsdnt f th ntd Stts. (nd sttmnt)

i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

ic sceal gieldan anlic getacniendlic X penega weorþ for min metum forþam ic hæbbe glædu eagan and min ingehygda sind ærfast

mihi symbolicus tantum sumptus X assium alimentis expensus feratur quia mihi benevoli oculi voluntasque pura sunt

@evilwizard

don’t involve me in this…

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

@sexy-people-contests-2026 ?

Why have I been tagged on this post again?

This post has twenty five and a half thousand reblogs, I'm not searching through all of them to see if someone I wanted to tag got tagged already.

Oh I wasn’t talking about that, I’m just surprised people saw Celebs on tumblr and tagged me and not Satan or someone

@post-uwuifier?

Pwease, I’m too powewfuw to be incwuded in dis discussion UwU

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing & turn off personalized ads & reject all non-essential cookies & not set up siri & face ID

we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here huh

Hear me out, minimalism is a scam by big small to sell more less.