Ucifer

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

Man I love nullscape

a be Categorization Especially folders. fonts. great "Headers", if improvement? in it's of PC"... Put "Retro "Script", shit "Standard", that UI user-controlled. "Web-safe", what'd Y'know

Gimmick blog named foidslop-detector that reblogs photos/posts of women being happy and normal with BEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEP okay so basically the joke here is that most gimmick blogs are unfunny and annoying

I- well, that's not very nice, goddammit, is there a table? do you have a table? a fold out would do

I know what this place does have that is arguably even comfier

sigh

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

ths scks m gng t kll (rmmbrs scd jks r bd fr m mntl hlth) th prsdnt f th ntd Stts. (nd sttmnt)

i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

ic sceal gieldan anlic getacniendlic X penega weorþ for min metum forþam ic hæbbe glædu eagan and min ingehygda sind ærfast

mihi symbolicus tantum sumptus X assium alimentis expensus feratur quia mihi benevoli oculi voluntasque pura sunt

@evilwizard

don’t involve me in this…

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

@sexy-people-contests-2026 ?

Why have I been tagged on this post again?

This post has twenty five and a half thousand reblogs, I'm not searching through all of them to see if someone I wanted to tag got tagged already.

Oh I wasn’t talking about that, I’m just surprised people saw Celebs on tumblr and tagged me and not Satan or someone

@post-uwuifier?

Pwease, I’m too powewfuw to be incwuded in dis discussion UwU

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing & turn off personalized ads & reject all non-essential cookies & not set up siri & face ID

we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here huh

Hear me out, minimalism is a scam by big small to sell more less.

there is always some guy running a nieche blog with an username like "The-throngoller-official-bot" and you make a normal post and he tells you that your post is "bleep smeek" and that there are 23 gnomes hiding inside your post and that it is also a haiku and there is also a red marge simpson for some reason, and you really just got to deal with it, you can shoot them with the awesome gun if you want to and they will explode into burning sinews but they are mostly harmless and good for the ecosystem

is anyone else their father’s female son

I'm **remembers i owe the public no personal information** 17cm tall