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I’m the world champion at being a shit dog

extremely difficult not because it's really hard but because nobody else has done it yet

Not really a problem I run into I just only do the opposite of stuff you do kinda a “tries to live independently of something by becoming an inversion of it but in doing so references it indirectly” situation I’m in 24/7

Well. It’s not my birthday.

Well I LIKE mint because it taste GOOD! Wait thats not even an evil opinion thats just a normal opinion… WAIT! I LIKE mint because it taste BAD! That’s evil. Yeah. I’m doing such a good job being an evil clone.

you’re getting a good grade in evil clone, gold star sticker for you ⭐️

Evil hell yeah

Well I LIKE mint because it taste GOOD! Wait thats not even an evil opinion thats just a normal opinion… WAIT! I LIKE mint because it taste BAD! That’s evil. Yeah. I’m doing such a good job being an evil clone.

the best artists are on tumblr dot com doing fuck all

I’m not an artist and I’m still doing fuck all so um I guess that doesn’t disprove your statement at all you didn’t really say anything about that. Shit. I need to get better at being evil

I'm on 12 Vicodin, smoking on Scooby Doo dick.

no, it is not april fools.

I'm always saying this.

Hey, misinformation is my job. Are you trying to make me unemployed, tumblr user misinformation-man?

what if we held hands and told everyone falsehoods, together......

I support this

I came back wrong too and nobody cared

Wait dude I was also planning to come back wrong now I gotta change up my whole thing this is so embarrassing

fuckkkk sorry man, better luck next time

I guess I’ll just come back normal this time, and the next time you come back, you come back normal so I get a try and coming back wrong?

good strategy good strategy I like it 👍

I came back wrong too and nobody cared

Wait dude I was also planning to come back wrong now I gotta change up my whole thing this is so embarrassing

fuckkkk sorry man, better luck next time

I guess I’ll just come back normal this time, and the next time you come back, you come back normal so I get a try and coming back wrong?

I came back wrong too and nobody cared

Wait dude I was also planning to come back wrong now I gotta change up my whole thing this is so embarrassing