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There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head
This post does not contain typos!
Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!
"There's a gimmick blog right behind me…"
Should be:
"There are gimmick blogs right behind me…"
Yes! With a singular gun to your head (we all have to share)
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Live blogging the English football fans outside starting now
We just scored? They're screaming "YEAHHH" and "WOOOOOO"
Lots of screaming
Now incoherent words, I assume something not so great has happened
More incoherent words they're egging someone on i think???
Silence?????
Hello, I am watching the game myself!
The score is currently 1-1, with England's point coming shorty before the half ended. They made what could have been a second goal for the team a few minutes afterwards that was ruled to be invalid (hence the incoherent screaming), and now we are waiting for the second half to begin (hence the silence).
Aha! Finally someone who knows what's happening around here (I don't have a TV to watch it)
Norway scored a goal that was also ruled a foul so now the score which was almost not tied is tied again
Oooooo
Point England! Game's still going but it's overtime so this might be it
RAHHH ENGLANDS WINNING
And the game is over, with a 2-1 score in England's favor. England takes Hatsune Miku from Norway (who won her from Brazil, who kept Miku after beating Japan) and moves on to the semi-finals. Football!
As of this development, we're changing miku miku oo ee oo to miku miku innit
You can't do that! The oo ee oo is important! It's like Miku's whole job!
Miku miku innit bruv
I'm mad about how clever this is
Finally! My incredible intelligence is recognised! I might not be able to solve 5×2 but I'm still clever enough to invoke rage!
I never said that! I never said that!! No! AAGH! You are incorrect.
I am not! You absolute wallpaper-
Are you calling me a paper wall? Who builds walls out of paper, even? That's a horrible insult.
Do you.. do you not have floral wallpaper up?
I live in a cave and my walls are of stone! Sometimes a flower grows next to the entrance, though
Ah yes, I forgot you didn't have a cool amazing broadcasting house.
Yes! HAHA! You forgot something! Hah! That clearly makes me the better news network.
I get a free pass for forgetting things and being unreliable because I'm 103 years old and British!
Well I'm probably at *least* more than 7 (seven) years old, so actually I'm better at forgetting than you are! So I'm the better news network because of everything I forget! I... guess?
What no that's not how it works- ahem
Breaking News!
CNN forgets everything and is unreliable?
This is just in at 7:58am, the infamous news network known as CNN has publicly confessed to forgetting everything, while being wrongly under the impression that this makes CNN the better news network, when obviously it's BBC news, because no one even knows what CNN stands for!
HEY! No! I know what CNN stands for! It stands for Cnews News News! And another thing-
Live blogging the English football fans outside starting now
We just scored? They're screaming "YEAHHH" and "WOOOOOO"
Lots of screaming
Now incoherent words, I assume something not so great has happened
More incoherent words they're egging someone on i think???
Silence?????
Hello, I am watching the game myself!
The score is currently 1-1, with England's point coming shorty before the half ended. They made what could have been a second goal for the team a few minutes afterwards that was ruled to be invalid (hence the incoherent screaming), and now we are waiting for the second half to begin (hence the silence).
Aha! Finally someone who knows what's happening around here (I don't have a TV to watch it)
Norway scored a goal that was also ruled a foul so now the score which was almost not tied is tied again
Oooooo
Point England! Game's still going but it's overtime so this might be it
RAHHH ENGLANDS WINNING
And the game is over, with a 2-1 score in England's favor. England takes Hatsune Miku from Norway (who won her from Brazil, who kept Miku after beating Japan) and moves on to the semi-finals. Football!
As of this development, we're changing miku miku oo ee oo to miku miku innit
You can't do that! The oo ee oo is important! It's like Miku's whole job!
Miku miku innit bruv
I'm mad about how clever this is
Finally! My incredible intelligence is recognised! I might not be able to solve 5×2 but I'm still clever enough to invoke rage!
I never said that! I never said that!! No! AAGH! You are incorrect.
I am not! You absolute wallpaper-
Are you calling me a paper wall? Who builds walls out of paper, even? That's a horrible insult.
Do you.. do you not have floral wallpaper up?
I live in a cave and my walls are of stone! Sometimes a flower grows next to the entrance, though
Ah yes, I forgot you didn't have a cool amazing broadcasting house.
Yes! HAHA! You forgot something! Hah! That clearly makes me the better news network.
I get a free pass for forgetting things and being unreliable because I'm 103 years old and British!
Well I'm probably at *least* more than 7 (seven) years old, so actually I'm better at forgetting than you are! So I'm the better news network because of everything I forget! I... guess?
Why should I?
It’s more fun to be on anon.
:3
- 🦋
That may be true, but it could be false as well! And besides, you booped me! This is a matter of honor and dignity, things I usually don't have!
It is true,
But..
Why should I care about your honor and dignity?
Especially if you don’t normally have either of those things? >:)
Because I am blue. And that is the color of blue things. So.
(It flutters around News’s face, clearly content with being as annoying as possible.)
Is that really relevant in this conversation?
Blue’s a nice color, but it doesn’t necessarily mean that I should respect you.
(The silly butterfly flutters down to News’s nose, poking it once more.)
Boop!
This is fun! :D
Hey! *swatting around in the air* Stop That!!
NEVER!
(It almost seems to move faster after they say that, fluttering more erratically around their head.)
Catch me first! >:)
GAH! Fine. I'll- *swats* catch- *swats again* you-- *jumps in the air, missing entirely* Could you slow down!? You aren't making this easy for me.
Mmmmmm.
Fiiiine.
(It finally slows down, fluttering onto the top of News’s head.)
Better?
Yes, much better. Now, tell me how you got here, and why you don't think being blue makes me dignified.
I flew in through the ventilation system!
I got a bit lost too, but we don’t talk about that. ‘:)
And I don’t think that being blue makes you dignified because being pink is a lot nicer!
(Somehow, the blue butterfly suddenly becomes pink. For no particular reason at all.)
I have a ventilation system?? I need to get that fixed...
(Mister CNN News begins looking for air vents in the worst possible locations for air vents to even be placed, clearly oblivious to the butterfly's color change and everything else in the room)
…
wat.
(It just kinda.. stops fluttering. It’s perfectly still now, but is still floating in the air.)
Correct me if I’m wrong…
But don’t most places have a ventilation system???
Well, yes. But I specifically told them to fill the ventilation system with concrete so nobody could get in!
And then they... kind of looked at me weird? And said something about a safety violation...
But I'm sure they still fixed it though! Why else would they have taken my money?
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STOP SENDING ME THIS
Live blogging the English football fans outside starting now
We just scored? They're screaming "YEAHHH" and "WOOOOOO"
Lots of screaming
Now incoherent words, I assume something not so great has happened
More incoherent words they're egging someone on i think???
Silence?????
Hello, I am watching the game myself!
The score is currently 1-1, with England's point coming shorty before the half ended. They made what could have been a second goal for the team a few minutes afterwards that was ruled to be invalid (hence the incoherent screaming), and now we are waiting for the second half to begin (hence the silence).
Aha! Finally someone who knows what's happening around here (I don't have a TV to watch it)
Norway scored a goal that was also ruled a foul so now the score which was almost not tied is tied again
Oooooo
Point England! Game's still going but it's overtime so this might be it
RAHHH ENGLANDS WINNING
And the game is over, with a 2-1 score in England's favor. England takes Hatsune Miku from Norway (who won her from Brazil, who kept Miku after beating Japan) and moves on to the semi-finals. Football!
As of this development, we're changing miku miku oo ee oo to miku miku innit
You can't do that! The oo ee oo is important! It's like Miku's whole job!
Miku miku innit bruv
I'm mad about how clever this is
Finally! My incredible intelligence is recognised! I might not be able to solve 5×2 but I'm still clever enough to invoke rage!
I never said that! I never said that!! No! AAGH! You are incorrect.
I am not! You absolute wallpaper-
Are you calling me a paper wall? Who builds walls out of paper, even? That's a horrible insult.
Do you.. do you not have floral wallpaper up?
I live in a cave and my walls are of stone! Sometimes a flower grows next to the entrance, though
Ah yes, I forgot you didn't have a cool amazing broadcasting house.
Yes! HAHA! You forgot something! Hah! That clearly makes me the better news network.
Why should I?
It’s more fun to be on anon.
:3
- 🦋
That may be true, but it could be false as well! And besides, you booped me! This is a matter of honor and dignity, things I usually don't have!
It is true,
But..
Why should I care about your honor and dignity?
Especially if you don’t normally have either of those things? >:)
Because I am blue. And that is the color of blue things. So.
(It flutters around News’s face, clearly content with being as annoying as possible.)
Is that really relevant in this conversation?
Blue’s a nice color, but it doesn’t necessarily mean that I should respect you.
(The silly butterfly flutters down to News’s nose, poking it once more.)
Boop!
This is fun! :D
Hey! *swatting around in the air* Stop That!!
NEVER!
(It almost seems to move faster after they say that, fluttering more erratically around their head.)
Catch me first! >:)
GAH! Fine. I'll- *swats* catch- *swats again* you-- *jumps in the air, missing entirely* Could you slow down!? You aren't making this easy for me.
Mmmmmm.
Fiiiine.
(It finally slows down, fluttering onto the top of News’s head.)
Better?
Yes, much better. Now, tell me how you got here, and why you don't think being blue makes me dignified.
I flew in through the ventilation system!
I got a bit lost too, but we don’t talk about that. ‘:)
And I don’t think that being blue makes you dignified because being pink is a lot nicer!
(Somehow, the blue butterfly suddenly becomes pink. For no particular reason at all.)
I have a ventilation system?? I need to get that fixed...
(Mister CNN News begins looking for air vents in the worst possible locations for air vents to even be placed, clearly oblivious to the butterfly's color change and everything else in the room)
Why should I?
It’s more fun to be on anon.
:3
- 🦋
That may be true, but it could be false as well! And besides, you booped me! This is a matter of honor and dignity, things I usually don't have!
It is true,
But..
Why should I care about your honor and dignity?
Especially if you don’t normally have either of those things? >:)
Because I am blue. And that is the color of blue things. So.
(It flutters around News’s face, clearly content with being as annoying as possible.)
Is that really relevant in this conversation?
Blue’s a nice color, but it doesn’t necessarily mean that I should respect you.
(The silly butterfly flutters down to News’s nose, poking it once more.)
Boop!
This is fun! :D
Hey! *swatting around in the air* Stop That!!
NEVER!
(It almost seems to move faster after they say that, fluttering more erratically around their head.)
Catch me first! >:)
GAH! Fine. I'll- *swats* catch- *swats again* you-- *jumps in the air, missing entirely* Could you slow down!? You aren't making this easy for me.
Mmmmmm.
Fiiiine.
(It finally slows down, fluttering onto the top of News’s head.)
Better?
Yes, much better. Now, tell me how you got here, and why you don't think being blue makes me dignified.
Live blogging the English football fans outside starting now
We just scored? They're screaming "YEAHHH" and "WOOOOOO"
Lots of screaming
Now incoherent words, I assume something not so great has happened
More incoherent words they're egging someone on i think???
Silence?????
Hello, I am watching the game myself!
The score is currently 1-1, with England's point coming shorty before the half ended. They made what could have been a second goal for the team a few minutes afterwards that was ruled to be invalid (hence the incoherent screaming), and now we are waiting for the second half to begin (hence the silence).
Aha! Finally someone who knows what's happening around here (I don't have a TV to watch it)
Norway scored a goal that was also ruled a foul so now the score which was almost not tied is tied again
Oooooo
Point England! Game's still going but it's overtime so this might be it
RAHHH ENGLANDS WINNING
And the game is over, with a 2-1 score in England's favor. England takes Hatsune Miku from Norway (who won her from Brazil, who kept Miku after beating Japan) and moves on to the semi-finals. Football!
As of this development, we're changing miku miku oo ee oo to miku miku innit
You can't do that! The oo ee oo is important! It's like Miku's whole job!
Miku miku innit bruv
I'm mad about how clever this is
Finally! My incredible intelligence is recognised! I might not be able to solve 5×2 but I'm still clever enough to invoke rage!
I never said that! I never said that!! No! AAGH! You are incorrect.
I am not! You absolute wallpaper-
Are you calling me a paper wall? Who builds walls out of paper, even? That's a horrible insult.
Do you.. do you not have floral wallpaper up?
I live in a cave and my walls are of stone! Sometimes a flower grows next to the entrance, though
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Live blogging the English football fans outside starting now
We just scored? They're screaming "YEAHHH" and "WOOOOOO"
Lots of screaming
Now incoherent words, I assume something not so great has happened
More incoherent words they're egging someone on i think???
Silence?????
Hello, I am watching the game myself!
The score is currently 1-1, with England's point coming shorty before the half ended. They made what could have been a second goal for the team a few minutes afterwards that was ruled to be invalid (hence the incoherent screaming), and now we are waiting for the second half to begin (hence the silence).
Aha! Finally someone who knows what's happening around here (I don't have a TV to watch it)
Norway scored a goal that was also ruled a foul so now the score which was almost not tied is tied again
Oooooo
Point England! Game's still going but it's overtime so this might be it
RAHHH ENGLANDS WINNING
And the game is over, with a 2-1 score in England's favor. England takes Hatsune Miku from Norway (who won her from Brazil, who kept Miku after beating Japan) and moves on to the semi-finals. Football!
As of this development, we're changing miku miku oo ee oo to miku miku innit
You can't do that! The oo ee oo is important! It's like Miku's whole job!
Miku miku innit bruv
I'm mad about how clever this is
Finally! My incredible intelligence is recognised! I might not be able to solve 5×2 but I'm still clever enough to invoke rage!
I never said that! I never said that!! No! AAGH! You are incorrect.
I am not! You absolute wallpaper-
Are you calling me a paper wall? Who builds walls out of paper, even? That's a horrible insult.
Live blogging the English football fans outside starting now
We just scored? They're screaming "YEAHHH" and "WOOOOOO"
Lots of screaming
Now incoherent words, I assume something not so great has happened
More incoherent words they're egging someone on i think???
Silence?????
Hello, I am watching the game myself!
The score is currently 1-1, with England's point coming shorty before the half ended. They made what could have been a second goal for the team a few minutes afterwards that was ruled to be invalid (hence the incoherent screaming), and now we are waiting for the second half to begin (hence the silence).
Aha! Finally someone who knows what's happening around here (I don't have a TV to watch it)
Norway scored a goal that was also ruled a foul so now the score which was almost not tied is tied again
Oooooo
Point England! Game's still going but it's overtime so this might be it
RAHHH ENGLANDS WINNING
And the game is over, with a 2-1 score in England's favor. England takes Hatsune Miku from Norway (who won her from Brazil, who kept Miku after beating Japan) and moves on to the semi-finals. Football!
As of this development, we're changing miku miku oo ee oo to miku miku innit
You can't do that! The oo ee oo is important! It's like Miku's whole job!
Miku miku innit bruv
I'm mad about how clever this is
Finally! My incredible intelligence is recognised! I might not be able to solve 5×2 but I'm still clever enough to invoke rage!
I never said that! I never said that!! No! AAGH! You are incorrect.
Why should I?
It’s more fun to be on anon.
:3
- 🦋
That may be true, but it could be false as well! And besides, you booped me! This is a matter of honor and dignity, things I usually don't have!
It is true,
But..
Why should I care about your honor and dignity?
Especially if you don’t normally have either of those things? >:)
Because I am blue. And that is the color of blue things. So.
(It flutters around News’s face, clearly content with being as annoying as possible.)
Is that really relevant in this conversation?
Blue’s a nice color, but it doesn’t necessarily mean that I should respect you.
(The silly butterfly flutters down to News’s nose, poking it once more.)
Boop!
This is fun! :D
Hey! *swatting around in the air* Stop That!!
NEVER!
(It almost seems to move faster after they say that, fluttering more erratically around their head.)
Catch me first! >:)
GAH! Fine. I'll- *swats* catch- *swats again* you-- *jumps in the air, missing entirely* Could you slow down!? You aren't making this easy for me.
poob has it for you, but does
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p ?
What? Yes.
Maybe.
Live blogging the English football fans outside starting now
We just scored? They're screaming "YEAHHH" and "WOOOOOO"
Lots of screaming
Now incoherent words, I assume something not so great has happened
More incoherent words they're egging someone on i think???
Silence?????
Hello, I am watching the game myself!
The score is currently 1-1, with England's point coming shorty before the half ended. They made what could have been a second goal for the team a few minutes afterwards that was ruled to be invalid (hence the incoherent screaming), and now we are waiting for the second half to begin (hence the silence).
Aha! Finally someone who knows what's happening around here (I don't have a TV to watch it)
Norway scored a goal that was also ruled a foul so now the score which was almost not tied is tied again
Oooooo
Point England! Game's still going but it's overtime so this might be it
RAHHH ENGLANDS WINNING
And the game is over, with a 2-1 score in England's favor. England takes Hatsune Miku from Norway (who won her from Brazil, who kept Miku after beating Japan) and moves on to the semi-finals. Football!
As of this development, we're changing miku miku oo ee oo to miku miku innit
You can't do that! The oo ee oo is important! It's like Miku's whole job!
Miku miku innit bruv
I'm mad about how clever this is
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Why should I?
It’s more fun to be on anon.
:3
- 🦋
That may be true, but it could be false as well! And besides, you booped me! This is a matter of honor and dignity, things I usually don't have!
It is true,
But..
Why should I care about your honor and dignity?
Especially if you don’t normally have either of those things? >:)
Because I am blue. And that is the color of blue things. So.
(It flutters around News’s face, clearly content with being as annoying as possible.)
Is that really relevant in this conversation?
Blue’s a nice color, but it doesn’t necessarily mean that I should respect you.
(The silly butterfly flutters down to News’s nose, poking it once more.)
Boop!
This is fun! :D
Hey! *swatting around in the air* Stop That!!
Live blogging the English football fans outside starting now
We just scored? They're screaming "YEAHHH" and "WOOOOOO"
Lots of screaming
Now incoherent words, I assume something not so great has happened
More incoherent words they're egging someone on i think???
Silence?????
Hello, I am watching the game myself!
The score is currently 1-1, with England's point coming shorty before the half ended. They made what could have been a second goal for the team a few minutes afterwards that was ruled to be invalid (hence the incoherent screaming), and now we are waiting for the second half to begin (hence the silence).
Aha! Finally someone who knows what's happening around here (I don't have a TV to watch it)
Norway scored a goal that was also ruled a foul so now the score which was almost not tied is tied again
Oooooo
Point England! Game's still going but it's overtime so this might be it
RAHHH ENGLANDS WINNING
And the game is over, with a 2-1 score in England's favor. England takes Hatsune Miku from Norway (who won her from Brazil, who kept Miku after beating Japan) and moves on to the semi-finals. Football!
As of this development, we're changing miku miku oo ee oo to miku miku innit
You can't do that! The oo ee oo is important! It's like Miku's whole job!
