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the daniel that couldnt be damned

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

and yet, when i play magic the gathering to cum, suddenly its ok to make fun of me

it's never okay to play magic the gathering for any reason

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

The lighting bloom makes this feel like it was filmed in heaven

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

I worked at an agnostic sex store and it would be called like We Don’t Know Why Tingling Your Prostate With This Here Cattle Prod Feels Good

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