I got hungry and ate a tree outside your house and now the Canadian government is after me too
sonic the hedgehog will get them. i got connections

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@polteghost
I got hungry and ate a tree outside your house and now the Canadian government is after me too
sonic the hedgehog will get them. i got connections

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The FBI is at your door, because you are hiding ze Sally-Fae in your house, and ze fae is under investigation for existing. Think fast.
i send the fae army to do a sky based strike on the higher ups of the us military, nukes will be required
I can't afford the therapist can you buy me one 🥺
i just spent all my money on a gold plated x the everything app logo because im a loser who calls it x. grok will take over midgaurd and all the seven realms, lest the odinson uses mjolnir to destroy it with holy thunder
The fae is stuck in your vents, fae is getting hungry, fae may resort to eating the fiberglass in your walls. Think fast.
I eat all the fiberglass before the fae gets to it, that'll show them
What would you do if you open your pantry and then you see a fae you know really well eating all your snacks while crying about uhhhhh something
this is the 5th night this week. get a therapist and stop eating my Maple flavoured oreos tm for $13.99 at your local walmart

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get ready
The next V plush image is one i have been preparing for a while
TAG GAME GUYS
TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE
Starting with me:
Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay
@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay
Mine doesn’t really have lore, I just am in a bunch of different fandoms with no correlation, and I post about them all
@privygrid
My only mutual that posts
Hehe hi
So mine comes from among us, specifically around the time they added the account feature and you could generate random names and at some point i got "privygrid" and it like immediately resonated with me so i use it everywhere now
tags with my questions/guesses below the cut
my username is nebula without the first letter, and that's actually the name of basically an oc i have who's a duck, and she's a duck because i had (and still have) an obsession with ducks when i was maybe 9 years old. it's explained more here
tags below the cut (holy hell i have so many mutuals)
mine is just two derivations of my real name of varying congruence lol
@mbumblebuzz @soulsisteremphiee @duolc123125 @ang3l-ocean @rin-yaps @clownkiss3r @dragonslayer26806 @cattreats4humans @dumflowr @yanderelesbian :3
Ok mine is so fucking stupid:
Thx for the tag!!!
Mine hasn’t changed since I first got on tumblr as a 12 year old xD Breeze is my name and for the second part I love the song Moon River, also I was at the height of my moon!Varian obsession and I love to swim -> water -> river so it was a funny coincidence that it matched :3 also it sounded very fancy and aesthetic to young me xD
Tags: @heatherthetiredwriter @cloverofhope @torcheflamme @heavypicklebrokemydundunheart @emophobix @jazzi-bluebatz @deetheteadrinkingdragon @toothless101 @taillessjackal @dynamo300 @getsnuckup0n @gummyy-bunnyy
Also if we’re mutuals and I haven’t tagged you imagine your URL here bc I am sooo forgetful :,D
Hm, aight! Basically, this one's an old one, barring the 300 i've started adding :v About uh... fifteen or more years ago, one of my fave games was Bionicle Heroes for the PC (i had a pirated copy my dad got me :3 ) and well...
Yeah :V
Welp, passing this along!
@nameless-raven2365
@soysaucelobster
@simpystarrr
@sd-dookie
@keeana
@addy467
@saturnianballad
@rainofdauwuand0w0
@devikiu
@inkykat20
@thatonesp00n
@murdercables
@zurut
@catherinemchall
@scribbl3dog
@wd-jax
@emophobix
@just--mizu
@sylynshalah81
@trix-the-artemis
I have three blogs so I'll explain them all!
@scribbl3dog (my main), I've always loved to draw and write, so scribble, and I was fairly certain that my fursona would stay a dog, hence the dog, the 3 in the username is just there to look cool (and also since @scribbledog already exists), the 3 was inspired by the titles of Femtanyl songs
@scribblethedog (roleplay blog), I liked the scribble in my username so much that I made it the name of my fursona, who eventually branched out into her own character,
@thefatjolteon (reblog blog) was originally thefatflareon, but I really like yellow so I used jolteon so I could make the blog extra yellow, I used an eevelution since my sister really likes eevee and often makes us play where we both have to be eeveelutions where I always choose either flareon or jolteon, the 'fat' is self-expalantory, it flowed a bit better when I was called flareon but I kept it when I switched to Jolteon since there aren't a lot of adjectives starting with J that I vibe with
(Sorry that was very long)
@forgivemeomycyns @dragonfangstudios @urlocalmultifandomerxd @novnovv @astralpandamoniumfox @shadelordslap @gathering-teeth @realbakedtoast @oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii @freshdruidloremaster @the-cyn-official @the-other-j @emophobix
+ open tags
My username, realbakedtoast/BakedToast, is pretty stupid tbh. It comes from the fact that I wanted a good online username to attract attention as a content creator.
I was thinking about names that I could go by one night and ended up with BakedToast because I found the idea of bread that you toast in an oven silly since it's toast that wasn't made in a toaster, but it's still called toast.
And that's basically it! That's where it came from lol!
Your turn, moots!
@bobo-kix @softholly @tbcbtq-v-real @kibble-mp4 @bitchwholikesrobots @red-cedar @soysaucelobster @ziekkfreak2-0 @iamaconfusedbisexual @staarbug @thestrangebleble @wd-jax @tob1xas @ethmo1d @pouringplumwine @lwlfire @viridiancolors @nerdman23 @whenyrplayingdead @roadkillcritter @strangelycasualhorror @lazynameforme @polteghost @deargoditsallperidot @ser1al-designation-n @unofficialaziraphale @midnightbloggo @tutullyunreal + all my other moots that I may have forgot to tag!
My username is an oc... is anyone surprised? The oc was originally a tadc oc for a character that came into the circus as a ghost, but after I got a friend to draw the oc, I just decided that would be my new online presence. The name is an edited version of the word "Poltergeist". Off to you, Moots @l3m0nxxx @leymax @sillyfaewitch @patchfison @mintidotxml @moonstorm-wof @mattsqueakerdraws @soysaucelobster @elasticpraetorianclarity and anyone else i am forgetting :3
FLOWER MAN, FLOWER MAN WITH HIS HEART IN THE SAND SO HE STANDS TO WATCH THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD FROM A CAN WAY UP HIGH IN THE SKY WITH THE SUN IN HIS EYES AIN'T IT NICE THE LIFE FOREVER FOR FLOWERS
V Plush, The Series #25
What do you think they ordered
Good News :D
Daily V's will be starting up again, but they will no longer be daily. going forward this series will be called "V plush, the series" (working title, open to recommendations of better names) Hope this pleases all my fellow V fans

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It's been awhile since this fandom has had one of these circulate so I thought I'd start a new one!
Rules: Make yourself with this Picrew, tag the last song you listened to and then tag your moots!! 💕
No Pressure Tags: @marimayscarlett @der-echte-richard-kruspe @dandysnob @meinewellemeinstrand @namelessrammgirl @goldengodcannibal @mstarajoy @to-worlds-more-beautiful @kira-astra-infinitum @bloody-kissez and anyone else interested in this!!
Le gasp I hath been tagged by a moot-
According to Spotify, I was listening to Politik last :3
Uhh have at thee, other moots (minus the two lovelies who tagged me, so I don't flood thy notifs)!
@littlelaurendraws @deetotheartpup @shadowdragon2341 @dewthegay4403 @sorenthroughdreams @thequartzjester @themooooonman @nexus-lavennyx @pavettadraws @littleratproductions22
And anyone else who wants to participate, my memory is bad <3
I felt like doing this tbh
hamilton has been the only thing I've been listening to
@gizmooee @kitiisdelusional @artist-who-cant-draw @rotbunnies @moony-buckets
i love picrewww
nonstop i’ve been listening to the type of music that make me tear up every time i press play
no pressure tags<3
@rainyraisin @1-wonder-1 @lilla-flo
@iluvizuocha @mrspotatosx3 @bluequeerio
@jaxlerzz @alusols @taigan-snow @s1ck0fslvtz
and anyone else who wants to join, ofc!!
AWWWWW THIS IS SO CUTE TY FOR TAGGING ME‼️‼️‼️💖💖💖🎀✨️✨️✨️🌸🌸
IDK WHO TO TAG SOOOOOO open tags >:3 💖🎀✨️🌸
I love tagging games
(Why do ours lowk look kinda similar)
(Never uploaded audio to Tumblr before hope I did it right)
TAGGING THE MOOTS! (Anyone else can join too obv) @girllovesbutterflies @m41thart @goldenstrawberrytiger @bioluminescentbutterflies @novnovv @lemonandtea @tutullyunreal @tehizel
HI THANK YOUU
i am dunno how to save it it told me to download the app which i kinda don't wanna so i took a screenshot 🥹
i feel like a facebook mom LMAO
it's pretty accurate but my hair is ACTUALLY dark as night itself 😁 it looks like this on really sunny days in direct heat like it's just extremely really very dark brown
and yes my star clip is real 🤯🤯🤯
live laugh love just dance
@realbakedtoast @tehizel @novnovv @nata-or-smth @suzysophieee
and the entire planet
Thanks for the tag, Tutully!!
Here's me!
The last song I listened to was Cherish In The Dark by CG5 because I was listening to it for an edit!
Your turn, moots!!
@bobo-kix @softholly @tbcbtq-v-real @kibble-mp4 @bitchwholikesrobots @red-cedar @soysaucelobster @ziekkfreak2-0 @iamaconfusedbisexual @staarbug @thestrangebleble @wd-jax @tob1xas @ethmo1d @pouringplumwine @lwlfire @viridiancolors @nerdman23 @whenyrplayingdead @roadkillcritter @strangelycasualhorror @lazynameforme @polteghost @deargoditsallperidot @scribbl3dog @ser1al-designation-n @unofficialaziraphale @midnightbloggo + all my other moots that I may have forgot to tag!
Thanks for the tag, toast :D This is me
The last song I was listening to was Konton Boogie because vocaloid is peak
Now I hand this off to you, mutals TwT
@l3m0nxxx @moonstorm-wof @sillyfaewitch @leymax @annemarie11037
tag game!
Horribly describe the last movie you watched, guess what the last person’s was, then tag people idk
Mine: Why am I stuck at the bottom of the red sea? Not the Mediterranean kind I might add-
@alastordaradiodemon, @cams-rambles, @potatoanarchist, @lilspark-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @leilani-lily, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, + open tags :)
Mine: your local nerdy loser is sent to die for the sake of inflating gas prices and Tiktok trends but ends up surviving and goes to live on rock
@maybemarz @writingwithoutconfidence @raccoonico @randomperson2009 @tehizel @obsidiansandwich @onehundredandtwentyfour @soda-pop-22 @firestar1998 @formulaparkolympian @firefly247 @hattonthehatman @jaybirddrawsthings7 @l-zah1ra @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @kirapjo0818 @callmesmth @biroasedemon @novnovv @mustard-in-a-bottle + open tags
Mine’s a show but oh well: let’s redeem these shitty dead people with ✨the power of friendship✨
As for the last entry I have no idea what movie you’re talking about 😭
tags! @a-sillyartist @cate7solace @cabin13winion @tired-shipper @sootstar22 @arikakari @imapuppetqueer +open tags
Hazbin hotel for sure.
mine: let’s kill the popular kids! Sure hope my boyfriend isn’t explosive!
@beautyqueenxwisegirl @tired-shipper @plateutje @lightsabersandbluecookies @cactus-coder-13 @subtletwilighteternityidk I don’t have a mutual list open tags
what the fu- I have no clue but ok
mine’s a show: a totally human definitely not an alien refugee in a fictional American city finds out the person she was meant to raise is now 12 years older and basically a fucking god who sends her on her own and she meets Jeremy Jordan and a photographer who become her love interests.
oh and the president’s a girl.
@cate7solace I know you already did this but I wanna see your guess @was-that-the-bite-0f-87 @kathrine-khoward-05ismerp @kiki15fox @kipper7 @dawnvonfendasos @annabethchase1111 (sorry I didn’t tag u before! Enjoy!) + open tags
(I litterally just finished a movie)
girl tries to fix cool guy. Fails miserably. *cool explosion* Also people have the same name.
no idea for what yours is Ophelia. But I know for a fact the one before you (@cate7solace) is heathers
@autistobrat @moth-cutie @snipemeout @greyfieldsys1937 @1nd13gh0st @joybat2 @haumeasblog @lauriefayart @itscrylady @strange-nerd-boy @ball-of-confidence @theoneautisticthespian @aalikazam @/bapple117 @kiki15fox @killlynx @ancient-show153 @chefwormy @emergencyshinku @riddleribbonkat @ajolteonnamedsparky @analogue-dragon @whitestreamrct2
Um…ducks fly around???
Hm…Project Hail Mary?
@marsmoon-phobos1 @analogue-dragon @zeldafloof @velvet-dragonfly + open tags!
Animals play basketball
Your's is migration? Maybe?
Open tags. Too lazy.
Retired garden gnome factory resets the protag + their entire family then becomes court jester
@campsiscreature @leafwing-life @moonstorm-wof @veinsofwires @scoring-the-end-of-the-jay
I have no idea what this is but I’m pretty sure prev’s is called Goat.
The villain’s plan backfires so much that the government gets overthrown by a gay knight and his adopted daughter.
@whatamidoinghere56 @leafwing-life @polteghost @fefe-the-cat @fervantplate @forestragon @localcelestialcreature62 @ajolteonnamedsparky @rine091 @chaos-triangle @namehoardingcreature @lumitylover999
I think this is Nemona???? Old guy dies in a fursuit because of a minimum wage worker @sillyfaewitch @l3m0nxxx @realbakedtoast @mattsqueakerdraws @whisperbunnyx sorry to anyone i am forgetting
Bad News
I am super busy over these next two weeks. Daily V's will be slowing, there probably will be only a few until around june 25th. Thanks for understanding
Daily V Plush, Day 24
UZI, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE
I'm sorry that i missed yesterdays daily V, I was very sick :(
Daily V Plush, Day 23
there are no birds to sing, or flowers to bloom. It's an apocalypse, duh

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New Reblog game, PRIDE MONTH EDITION 🏳🌈✨💅
I want y'all just to say all your labels and pronouns if only you wanna, Pride is for everyone after all :D
Haiiii :D
I am a PROUD Panromantic Asexual, Transmasc, and Gender-Fluid person and I use They/Them pronouns :D
Mootie bears @urlocal-ace-of-spades @nyxxikat @yippeewhoohwooeeppiy @jerdabigback @thatnonbinanry @crowthesapphic @oopsallhomo @aleksxsxs @wordsmithofdoom
Thanks for tag mootie
hello👹👹👹 I am PROUDLY panromantic demisexual, non binary, and I am ok with all pronouns👺👺👺👺👺👺👺
Tag time
@hyyl18 @xhahsaki @janmekuli @azzz1in
wowie this one is really new!
i'm genderfluid/genderqueer and abrosexual :3 maximum fluid!!! my preference with pronouns changes a lot but my primary ones are always they/them and i'm usually okay with everything else too
@leos-lullaby @aroaceautist @trixthemagemain @shadowguys-and-saxophones @nova-314 @squingelius (/nf and open tags)
hiii thanks for the tag!
I'm non binary, grayromantic, panromantic, and asexual! I use they/them pronouns.
tags! @ghostofafruitmain @hi-just-existing @thatdamhobbit @iforgotthestars @yourlocalfandomfriendo @a-lua-da
helloo tyy for the tag ^^
I'm a proud demigirl and demisexual! I go for she/they pronouns :3
Tags: @whydohumans @thisisallcameronsfault @catherine-clover @realgayofhyperdeath + open for anyone~
Thanks for the tag girl! =]
I'm a very proudly a transmasc and gay. I use he/him pronouns but I am okay with they/them too
Tagging some cool people @inklied @unofficialaziraphale @umbrie and open for anyone else who wants
⬆️ I like your new pfp
Hi people, I’m unlabeled 🎉🎉🎉 I’ve discovered I don’t like boxes. BUT I am female—> some type of masculine (idk yet)
He/him/his tho ❤️🩹❤️🩹
@knickknat @realbakedtoast @thetyrannytranny @shark-lover14 @fireflychaosdemon
Thank you for the tag!
I am proudly pansexual and aegoromantic!! I use he/him pronouns!
Now to you all, moots!:
@bobo-kix @softholly @tbcbtq-v-real @kibble-mp4 @bitchwholikesrobots @red-cedar @soysaucelobster @ziekkfreak2-0 @iamaconfusedbisexual @staarbug @thestrangebleble @wd-jax @tob1xas @ethmo1d @pouringplumwine @lwlfire @viridiancolors @nerdman23 @whenyrplayingdead @roadkillcritter @strangelycasualhorror @lazynameforme @tutullyunreal @deargoditsallperidot @scribbl3dog @ser1al-designation-n @polteghost + all my other moots that I may have forgot to tag!
Thanks for the tag Toast :3 I am bisexual and genderfluid (masc presenting), so call me whatever you want Take it away mutuals :D @l3m0nxxx @sillyfaewitch @leymax @soysaucelobster @moonstorm-wof and anyone else i may have forgotten
Daily V Plush, Day 22
What abounding humphterfruffle
please tell me if "abounding humphterfruffle" are the correct words