shiji !!

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

december 12, 2019. i would like to hold a hand

Me too bitch, you ain’t special.

i am special . .And so are you, we dont need to fight

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>...go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

imagine having sex in hiroshima and u see a blinding light and 4 a moment u think u fucked so good god's come down 2 take u STRAIGHT 2 heaven and u're thinking awh hell yeah they're sending the archangle gabriel down 2 escort me up there PERSONALLY I'm genuinely the nr 1 sexer bro and u felt so good abt urself and then u got fucking vaporised on account of the atomic bomb would that b fucked up or what

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG W/ U

war and murder are awful. killing another human being is a horrible thing to do. swords and guns are cool as fuck. these two beliefs exist simultaneously in my mind and do not conflict at all

hideo kojima

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business