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i made a quiz to tell you which hozier song you are! rb and tag your result + your sign 

[ID: Art of Lup, a brown-skinned blonde elf, standing framed by the moon. She wears a purple sleeveless dress, a star earring, an industrial piercing through the point of her ear, and purple eyeshadow. The freckles on her face are silvery like the moon. End ID]

I know this is gonna piss off nerds but paperbacks are superior to hardbacks

Oh my god why would you abuse a book like that 😭😭😭

do you guys ever see an art style that makes you immediately want to reconfigure your hands and brain and muscle memory so you can Draw Like That

Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard

Y'all wanna see a weird cucumber illuminati cup I found at the thrift shop?

I'm so fucking sick of the insensitive ass questions cis people ask. "Is there blood on your clothes?" "why do your eyes glow in the dark?" "are those fangs?" like shut up

Girls…are like strawberries

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared

You ever think about the first person who wrote out “uwu” and wonder if they knew the storm that would be unleashed?

Reblog if you are going to throw fish and squids at them

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format