🇵🇱 He/Him. Born early 2001. Reject, weirdo, fuckup, overall guy failure. Lonely and sad AF. Current hyperfixation: Murder Drones (obvs); RP alt @martinlocke-md
Note: Profile pic's from my dronesona sheet, made by the wonderful https://mohzaets.straw.page/ , be sure to check her out!
What's crackalakin, big smackin'? Eh, that sucked. Anyway, hello! I go by Dynamo300, or Dynamo. (before you ask, it's taken from a level from the Bionicle Heroes game for PC). Born early 2000s Polish dude, male since birth, hetero-romantic and mostly heterosexual (not a clue how else do describe it :/ ) Pronouns: He/Him
Now, life has taught me that the best pronouns for you, dear reader, to use for me is " "/" " by which i mean you shouldn't interact with me :| Why? Not a clue! But that's the way it's almost always worked, so there clearly must be something REALLY wrong with me. Unfortunately, no one ever bothers to actually tell me so i'm at a loss :/ IF you decide to actually talk to me, thank you! Means a lot to me.
So, what kind of person even am I?
Melancholic and pessimistic by nature. Lonely and dejected, awful at starting conversation and basically incapable of making friends, all the friendly relations i've somehow managed to retain as of few years ago are ones i seem to have bumbled into. Diagnosed depression and an anxiety disorder. Near regular mental breakdowns, emotionally volatile at times, very stubborn. Actually stupid. Clingy. A yapper that hadn't had enough people to yap to for uh… well, my life. Love reactionary jokes, as well as wordplay and infantile humor. I do my best if i care about someone, though that usually doesn't go particularly well as i'm very unlucky and clumsy. Basically incapale of reading social ques, unaware and not willing to adhere to unspoken rules. Don't get nor use suggestions are allusions. IF you want something told, you SAY IT.
Other facts:
forklift certified ( B-) ); cat lover and owner of 2; Leftist; death to the rich, flippers, scalpers, and those who speculate using housing; non-patriot; scared of dogs; meat lover, would love to try out bear, horse, snake, kangaroo, and more.
Linux user on a Thinkpad T480
Zero tolerance policy against AI! Some battles are worth losing!
Interests: books, video games, fanfiction, murder drones, cats, painting (occasionally), listening to music, writing fanfiction!
Favorite animals: house cats, cheetahs, snow leopards, foxes, red pandas, tawny owls, the corvidae family of birds (i know absolutely nothing about them, but they sure are cool)
Music artists i listen to
3FORCE, Alestorm, Angus McSix, Any Given Sin, Battlejuice, Beast In Black, Bullet for my Valentine, Carpenter Brut [DROPPED BEFORE "LEATHER TEMPLE" DUE TO AI USAGE IN A MUSIC VIDEO], Dance with the Dead, Disturbed, Emigrate, Feuerschwanz, FEX, Firewind, FM-84, Fury Weekend, Garth Knight, Glory Hammer, HEALTH, Lazerhawk, Lord of the Lost, Mega Drive, Perturbator, Powerwolf, Sabaton, Seether, Shadow Academy, Skillet, System of a Down, Volbeat, Wind Rose (first 4 albums, since they used ai for the cover art of their 5th), Within Temptation
Music genres i cannot stand
hip hop, reggae, post-2000 pop, breakcore (the amen break sample makes me seethe), slowed down or sped up songs (badly made ones anyway)
My Favourite Videogames
Brigador, Bulletstorm, Cyberpunk 2077, Deadppol, Wolfenstein (2009), F.E.A.R., Far Cry 2, ION Fury, Max Payne 3, Call o Juarez: Gunslinger, Prey (2016), Serious Sam the First Encounter, Serious Sam the Second Encounter, Sniper Elite 3, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl, SteamWorld Dig, SteamWorld Dig 2, TURBO OVERKILL, Worms 3D, Bionicle Heroes, Bejeweled 2, Bejeweled 3, Zuma Deluxe, Zuma's Revenge, Luxor (series), Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, AMID EVIL, Left 4 Dead 2, My Friend Pedro, Need For Speed: Most Wanted (2005), Orcs Must Die!, Orcs Must Die! 2, Quake 4, Rainbow Six Vegas 2,Spec Ops: The Line, Starcraft 2, Timeshift, Yakuza 0, Yakuza Kiwami 1, Yakuza 4,Vanquish, Doom Eternal, Far Cry 3, Hotline Miami, Hotline Miami 2, Painkiller: Black Edition, Sunset Overdrive, Zombie Army Trilogy, Deep Rock Galactic, FUMES, Dread Templar, DUSK, Fallout New Vegas, Quake III Arena,
Fave colors :3
aquamarine, orange, violet
Other stuff i like
Bionicle, TwoKinds, SFW Furry arts, SFW Mal0 / SCP 1471-a, gemstones and decorative stones (not knowledgeble, i just enjoy looking at them), hammers, cool looking pins, breaking stuff, hugs, robots/androids/drones
MY FANFICS!!!!!!!!!
Synergy of Flesh and Metal
Two out of three is an acceptable outcome
The friend from my phone!
IMPORTANT POSTS!!!
My dronesona!
The OC Masterlist!
"Synergy of Flesh and Metal" - Masterpost!
Moots!
Drones and Humans: Guidance from a Lost Race AU - MASTER POST [WIP]
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Since request are open, may I humbly ask for more Nuziv? More specifically, something about how the 3 of them actually started dating given Nuzi are pathetically down bad goobers and V is the queen of emotional constipation, and also very much on that "theres no chance they'd love me back so I should just keep quiet" mindset
Love your designs of them btw <3
they had to yell at her upfront about how they felt, they’re my number one cringelords.love them (I’ll probs draw more in-depth stuff of it at some point, but that’s not in the cards tonight for me)
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I wanted to draw Kinger as menacing as i could for fun!
Let's have a grand time Today~! just know, This blog? Spoiler-Safe until even the weekend after it airs on youtube!
Still fuck all yall who decided to be little #$%!s and posted spoilers!
While every AU that features Martin also features Serial Designation H / Lilith as his love interest, this doesn't mean that he wouldn't be interested in anyone else if she wasn't in the AU. In fact, he would certainly be alright with, for example, being pulled into the NUVi polycule. However, since he's essentially "me but drone and cool", it would be preceeded by him trying to dissuade them, since he sees himself as not good enough for anyone and highly unlovable.
(he also wouldn't really date N on his own, but he most likely WOULD if he was part of a polycule)
Do keep in mind, him becoming friends with any and all of the core trio would absolutely satisfy him. Frankly, at that point, he wouldn't even think of romance, would never initiate either.
(oh, and in case you're wondering—no, Lilith isn't a stand-in for anyone :/ )
[if something's unclear, please ask. Not fully sure if i worded the sentiment correctly]
Could we get a J loaf doing important loaf business things behind a desk (the important business things is being eepy or knocking something off the desk)
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How long does it take for everyone to realize the extra trophy consciousness is really Tessa? Did she know she was trapped like that, or is it like blinking and suddenly she’s not at the gala she’s in a drone core (and a weird fleshy one at that)?
(Love your specialized DD designs btw!)
The DDs have no problem immediately recognising an old friend’s voice, they know it like the back of their hand.
As for Tessa, her it’s somewhat complicated. Ever since her file corrupted, the memories of the Gala Massacre and prior have been looping in her head out of her control. Her memories always loop from the point where she’s held back to watch everyone at the gala die, but the night she was brought back, the sudden whiplash from being in her original human body to a drone core that’s so much smaller in scale caught her off guard. At some point she knew she was trapped, but her memory and files corrupted to the point where her active consciousness could not be recalled.
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