🇵🇱 He/Him. Born early 2001. Reject, weirdo, fuckup, overall guy failure. Lonely and sad AF. Current hyperfixation: Murder Drones (obvs); RP alt @martinlocke-md
Note: Profile pic's from my dronesona sheet, made by the wonderful https://mohzaets.straw.page/ , be sure to check her out!
What's crackalakin, big smackin'? Eh, that sucked. Anyway, hello! I go by Dynamo300, or Dynamo. (before you ask, it's taken from a level from the Bionicle Heroes game for PC). Born early 2000s Polish dude, male since birth, hetero-romantic and mostly heterosexual (not a clue how else do describe it :/ ) Pronouns: He/Him
Now, life has taught me that the best pronouns for you, dear reader, to use for me is " "/" " by which i mean you shouldn't interact with me :| Why? Not a clue! But that's the way it's almost always worked, so there clearly must be something REALLY wrong with me. Unfortunately, no one ever bothers to actually tell me so i'm at a loss :/ IF you decide to actually talk to me, thank you! Means a lot to me.
So, what kind of person even am I?
Melancholic and pessimistic by nature. Lonely and dejected, awful at starting conversation and basically incapable of making friends, all the friendly relations i've somehow managed to retain as of few years ago are ones i seem to have bumbled into. Diagnosed depression and an anxiety disorder. Near regular mental breakdowns, emotionally volatile at times, very stubborn. Actually stupid. Clingy. A yapper that hadn't had enough people to yap to for uh… well, my life. Love reactionary jokes, as well as wordplay and infantile humor. I do my best if i care about someone, though that usually doesn't go particularly well as i'm very unlucky and clumsy. Basically incapale of reading social ques, unaware and not willing to adhere to unspoken rules. Don't get nor use suggestions are allusions. IF you want something told, you SAY IT.
Other facts:
forklift certified ( B-) ); cat lover and owner of 2; Leftist; death to the rich, flippers, scalpers, and those who speculate using housing; non-patriot; scared of dogs; meat lover, would love to try out bear, horse, snake, kangaroo, and more.
Linux user on a Thinkpad T480
Zero tolerance policy against AI! Some battles are worth losing!
Interests: books, video games, fanfiction, murder drones, cats, painting (occasionally), listening to music, writing fanfiction!
Favorite animals: house cats, cheetahs, snow leopards, foxes, red pandas, tawny owls, the corvidae family of birds (i know absolutely nothing about them, but they sure are cool)
Music artists i listen to
3FORCE, Alestorm, Angus McSix, Any Given Sin, Battlejuice, Beast In Black, Bullet for my Valentine, Carpenter Brut [DROPPED BEFORE "LEATHER TEMPLE" DUE TO AI USAGE IN A MUSIC VIDEO], Dance with the Dead, Disturbed, Emigrate, Feuerschwanz, FEX, Firewind, FM-84, Fury Weekend, Garth Knight, Glory Hammer, HEALTH, Lazerhawk, Lord of the Lost, Mega Drive, Perturbator, Powerwolf, Sabaton, Seether, Shadow Academy, Skillet, System of a Down, Volbeat, Wind Rose (first 4 albums, since they used ai for the cover art of their 5th), Within Temptation
Music genres i cannot stand
hip hop, reggae, post-2000 pop, breakcore (the amen break sample makes me seethe), slowed down or sped up songs (badly made ones anyway)
My Favourite Videogames
Brigador, Bulletstorm, Cyberpunk 2077, Deadppol, Wolfenstein (2009), F.E.A.R., Far Cry 2, ION Fury, Max Payne 3, Call o Juarez: Gunslinger, Prey (2016), Serious Sam the First Encounter, Serious Sam the Second Encounter, Sniper Elite 3, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl, SteamWorld Dig, SteamWorld Dig 2, TURBO OVERKILL, Worms 3D, Bionicle Heroes, Bejeweled 2, Bejeweled 3, Zuma Deluxe, Zuma's Revenge, Luxor (series), Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, AMID EVIL, Left 4 Dead 2, My Friend Pedro, Need For Speed: Most Wanted (2005), Orcs Must Die!, Orcs Must Die! 2, Quake 4, Rainbow Six Vegas 2,Spec Ops: The Line, Starcraft 2, Timeshift, Yakuza 0, Yakuza Kiwami 1, Yakuza 4,Vanquish, Doom Eternal, Far Cry 3, Hotline Miami, Hotline Miami 2, Painkiller: Black Edition, Sunset Overdrive, Zombie Army Trilogy, Deep Rock Galactic, FUMES, Dread Templar, DUSK, Fallout New Vegas, Quake III Arena,
Fave colors :3
aquamarine, orange, violet
Other stuff i like
Bionicle, TwoKinds, SFW Furry arts, SFW Mal0 / SCP 1471-a, gemstones and decorative stones (not knowledgeble, i just enjoy looking at them), hammers, cool looking pins, breaking stuff, hugs, robots/androids/drones
MY FANFICS!!!!!!!!!
Synergy of Flesh and Metal
Two out of three is an acceptable outcome
The friend from my phone!
IMPORTANT POSTS!!!
My dronesona!
The OC Masterlist!
"Synergy of Flesh and Metal" - Masterpost!
Moots!
Drones and Humans: Guidance from a Lost Race AU - MASTER POST [WIP]
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More on my after series post: V and N sleep in a bed for the first time and literally can't sleep without one anymore. They tasted comfort and now the fact they were uncomfortable basically all the time makes it hard to get any restful sleep at all.
I do think Uzi would like sleeping on the floor though. #thefloor
n and v seeing how dangerously competitive the doormans can get over board games
Considering they've seen how Khan and Uzi currently are, and how loving Nori seemed even when she could kick all their asses, they don't expect much from the game night— or at least don't think it'll be anywhere as bad as the ones in the manor once upon a time haha...
Somehow, they're WORSE. 4 chairs thrown across the room, seven more dents in the walls, and even a broken door happen within the first 30 minutes and the game isn't even at the halfway point. And SOMEHOW nobody used the Solver to throw anything. They're fucking SCARED lmao.
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Nori's the Doorman that's still sort of uneasy about living with two Disassembly Drones while they're fixing up the bunker— which obviously takes priority over something small like setting up a residential unit for the two of them. But in the end, she's the one telling them they HAVE to be home at a specific hour, or else, along with other rules like "tell us if you're going out." Uzi's also included in them because she's just. Genuinely not used to anyone actually caring as long as she's not spotted "breaking" said rules.
At first, N and V are very tentative about Nori trying to set these rules for them. N's down to keep the peace, listening to her as best he can because he doesn't want to figure out what she'd do if he broke her rules. But V is really not happy with another "boss" that is trying to keep her on a leash. She's not going to just comply with anything Nori says she should. Nothing really sticks as a punishment either, because the best Nori can do is tell Uzi V isn't allowed in her room, and the duo will want to sleep on the couch with her if it even stops V from getting in anyways.
Eventually Nori realizes she needs to sit the duo down to actually talk about why she's putting those rules in place, and how it's not just her going on a power trip, but that she's genuinely concerned about their safety.
N and V don't really believe this, V especially. But then V breaks one of those rules— and is outside the bunker while the sun is coming up. Phone not with her. She hides away inside a building to sleep, but when she gets back, N and Uzi have gone completely ballistic— fighting tooth and nail to get out of the bunker to look for her the second the sun is down, and Nori'd only just got them to bring a phone between the two of them. So V ends up calling them to inform them she's back, safely. And Nori... Doesn't give her a lecture. Is just looking her over, asking if she has any burns, if she needs oil, ect.
V asks what her game is and Nori doesn't have one. She just simply states that N and Uzi had spent the entire day slowly spiralling so badly and had been genuinely sick with worry, and that if V was actually hurt now would be the time to speak up because otherwise Nori wouldn't tell them to hold back when they got there.
V is staring, confused. Maybe not fully believing they'd actually be that concerned, and then the duo SLAM the door open and full body tackle her, still very obviously freaking out, forcibly ensuring she's not injured and shoving oil at her while not leaving her side for more than a moment at best.
And Nori just lets them. No reprimands on how loud they're being, nothing on even the door they probably broke a bit. V's just so confused because anyone else who set those rules before WOULD'VE taken full advantage to punish and hurt and belittle, but Nori just... Reminds them about the rules a few days later, after V is allowed out of N and Uzi's sight for more than a few minutes.
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