Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/
theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh
reminds me of how artists flip the canvas to make sure their art looks good
Just flip the genders real quick and check if you accidentally made a cult

β£ Chile in a Photography β£
cherry valley forever
Cosmic Funnies
NASA
Not today Justin

blake kathryn
Keni
todays bird
art blog(derogatory)
Show & Tell

Misplaced Lens Cap
The Bowery Presents
ojovivo
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Game of Thrones Daily

#extradirty
Cosimo Galluzzi
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/
theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh
reminds me of how artists flip the canvas to make sure their art looks good
Just flip the genders real quick and check if you accidentally made a cult

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gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"
The countdown is on! Time is running out on our Early Bird Pricing for CONfab! That's right, we'll be in Chicago again this year, and you have only until the end of May to get our lowest price of $145!
Four days of fun and games, in the Windy City, October 22nd-25, with all your fandom pals? Sounds like a plan!
Register here: https://forms.gle/Pch3Rtc8CCqk42HQA
Again, prices will go up in June, so get the deal, while it can still be got!
(friends, please repost far and wide; we'd like this to be our best CONfab yet!)
This is the first time in my life when it's actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I've spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called "start a war with Iran for no reason"
#generally speaking presidents have very few ways to make the economy better#other than in the long term enforcing antritrust laws and stuff
#however as this administration has shown#presidents have MANY ways to make the economy worse#itβs just that most of them have not been stupid enough to bang on all of them like a toddler on a toy piano
Jeffrey Dean Morgan ragebaiting a MAGA freak while simultaneously coming out as a Heated Rivalry fan was not on my 2026 bingo card

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βTheyβre just looking for attention.β
Oh, a human being is seeking a social response? Human being, the social animal wired to make and track social connection? A human desires the vital blood that permitted their species to survive for millennia? The human being who was born completely helpless and primed in every way by nature to seek attention and help from their community?
Wow thatβs crazy. How embarrassing. Humiliating even. Should we isolate them from community? Should we call Wire Mother?
I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I'm actually a pretty damn good babysitter.
Dustin & Steve Stranger Things
dudes are like βIβm a 34 year old promising young doctor with a beautiful wife and 2 precious children, I have my entire life ahead of me and can do anything! Iβm going to go hike in 8 foot snow in the Rocky Mountains and never be seen alive again and die very badly and my beautiful wife will have to identify my skeletal remains by my backpack.β
frankly, I think wives should be allowed to lock their husbands in the basement if they express their plans to go mountain climbing in subzero temperatures or cave diving in an illegal diving zone or whatever. you should be able to chain that guy up at that point.
also, just remember, if youβre doing this shit youβre not just endangering your own life, youβre endangering the lives of the search and rescue personnel who may have to come look for your egotistical adrenaline junkie self
FOR REALLLLLLL most of them are not mysterious in the slightest. βWhat happened to this guy? Was he taken by Bigfoot? Murdered?β no, he went to Die Badly Mountain and died badly and was eaten by wild animals. Sad but these circumstances could not be clearer.
The lovers, the dreamers and me:
There are so many people that are pro disability rights until they find out disabilities can be gross sometimes. It's so wild seeing the same people advocating for more mental health talk losing their shit over a depressed person not brushing their teeth or cleaning their spaces, or people who totally support physically disabled people until they find out I once pissed in a cup because I was in too much agony to get out of my bed, or that sometimes cups and food sit in my room longer than they should because I physically can't get up to put them away. Disabled people sometimes have incontinence, disabled people sometimes have bad hygiene, and still deserve to be supported. It's so fucking performative and it pisses me off. Even other disabled people act like this. Shaming people for stuff they can't control doesn't help anyone, just makes you an insufferable person.

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jiang cheng says "son of a prostitute" within earshot of jin guangyao, 20 dead, 44 wounded
if anyone feels bad that their fic might contain medical inaccuracies, be comforted to know that whatever creative liberties you take with your medical scenes can never be worse than the one I just read. where one character tries to stop the bleeding on their friend's head wound by putting a tourniquet around their neck
In fairness, that would technically work.
via @indiarosecrawford
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First of all, this is genius and the sound must be on. I have a lot of comments. This was a LOT of work. Not just the animation... but the lovely and adorable handmade creatures themselves. The staging and gathering of the miniatures used, all of it. A labor of love. I am so happy to Reblog and I hope more enjoy it. Thank you so much for sharing, pretty much reset my day.
@zuppizup
This is so sweet π₯Ή
guillermo del toroβs pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because itβs a story about a little boy who isnβt allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.
and I think about it every day.

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Oliver Stark about the negativity concerning Buck's bisexuality
Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.
The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.
So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.
In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.
I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!
This made me laugh so hard - of all the things a sleeping mind can offer up as entertainment, poor Copperbadge was visited by a demonic Astolat impersonator.
I wanted that Ao3 random button though.
SO I MADE ONE
It's a generator that produces a link to a random work page on AO3, using a number generator in the link.
Fair warning, it turns up 404 errors pretty often, because many works have been deleted. Keep clicking, you'll get something eventually.
Also, this is literally any work on AO3, so remember the back button and browse responsibly.