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IT’S NOT EVEN THE NEW YEAR YET

I get paid to make maps of the ocean.  This post is going to haunt me like that “mothers and fuckers of the jury” post haunts that trial attorney

We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon

If Elon Musk owned Tumblr he would nuke your blog for this.

And I would die with honour at the hands of a fool

i have been cracking up at this for the past 3 minutes

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

They do actually!

I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, “WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!” before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I’m sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn’t previously considered.

Humans are so fucking fascinating

I love linguistic stuff and saw this post screenshotted AGES ago and have been halfheartedly searching for it again because no one believes me when i say sign language has accents AND I FOUND IT

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

is this from that ballad of songbirds and snakes ive been hearing about?

Turn sound on for asshole seal laughter.

remarkably strong sibling energy for animals of different species

It's been like two hours I don't feel a fuckin thang

Be careful taking more, it should be fine but I had a friend who had like 10-20 mg gummies, and she ate one, didn’t feel anything after a bit so ate like 5 more of them at once, and then lo and behold they all hit a couple hours later (like, 3 hours, I think she said) while she was in the middle of the school day, while a teacher was trying to talk to her, and it like, permanently traumatized her out of ever consuming weed in any form ever again.

Hi Tumblr user ciderjacks, I think you're fucking awesome for telling me this. I, however, think I'm awesome and nothing I do right now is real. So, anyway I forgot where this was going but it was a cool reply and OH yEAH this is actually pretty awesome and I WILL be doing it again

date of origin: 2013

Make a wish!!!!