eggwalker

My favourite games lmao

[after starting a fistfight and losing] haha okay man let's all put this behind us and sign a peace treaty between you, me, and my slavering rabid dog. what? oh don't worry the treaty says he'll stop mauling passersby. has he agreed to the treaty? i don't see how that's relevant. i will never ever put him on a leash btw just throwing that out there. so yeah anyway, trucies?

wait wait are we representing israel as a rabid dog and iran as a perfectly reasonable stranger? is that were we are at?

well one of these governments is willing to sign a peace treaty after winning a war of aggression waged against it by a much larger power and one of them is repeatedly sabotaging even temporary ceasefires because it is politically untenable for it to stop massacring lebanese civilians with bombs. you can do the over the top Tired snarky above it all tone all you like but the facts of the situation are incredibly stark

Is this a bit silly? Yes. But consider: living in the same universe as RoboMonk

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

yay!

@anthropologist-on-the-loose

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄