take care, come home

happy disability pride month to people who aren't proud of their disabilities. to people who would do anything to be able bodied or have a 'normal' brain. I see you

Zooming in on your nudes so I can see what's on your bookshelf

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

this is about google’s ai overview

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

If you're ever feeling sad at night just remember: your cat is probably somewhere in your room attempting to do bizzare half life physics puzzles with fragile objects

people use "sensitive" like it's an insult. i'm sorry for spending my whole life giving a fuck i guess