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Ugh. Please??

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

why are people allergic to explaining things

i had to fly a bit ago and for whatever reason a tsa agent pulled me aside and brandished a mystery implement at me and said "i need to check your hands" and i said "what is that?" and he said "i need to check your hands" and i said "what do you need to check them for?" and he just kept repeating "i need to check your hands" and refusing to answer my questions until a second tsa agent came along, asked what was going on, and then joined the first one in telling me that they needed to check my hands, it's required. i don't think i even actually said they could, i think i just didn't resist when they physically grabbed my hands. and then it was only after they swabbed my hands with the mystery implement and put it in some sort of scanner that they finally explained that they needed to check for certain substances (i guess ones that are associated with explosives or something?). like, could you not have explained that when i first asked? i think this whole process could have gone a lot faster if you were willing to answer questions about what is happening.

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

I WNAT cuddles!!!!!!!!

remember when ppl were going around calling themselves bi lesbians. what the fuck were they on about

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

ugh i want to wake up to the feeling of a mouth sucking on my tits is that too much to ask 😭😭😭 maybe some fingers in my pussy while you’re at it??

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

My girlfriend wants me to fuck my self with my dildo and I’m scared and avoiding messaging with her cause I’m a very gay girl with anxiety aaa

For the record she did very well and made lots of cute noises <3

If your gf were here, I pretty sure she'd be able to guilt me in to being the voice of reason but she's not here and you should steal yacht instead. The rich don't deserve them.

SEA GAY, DO CRIME

<3 Me, if I was a dude <3