(Clever Title)

call her Link the way she playin my ocarina of slime

the two kinds of tgirl are “infinite anger that destroys everything around her” and “infinite patience that lets the world turn her into a doormat”. and they both love giving the other unhelpful advice about how to manage their emotions

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

“my pretty girl” raw. next question.

girls should be having crazy fucked up sex with me (holding me in their arms and petting me softly and telling me everything will be alright),

I want a mommy so baddd

*licks you*

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

building legos date interrupted by 3 hour make out session

who wants to kiss for three to five hours

so basically kissing me would be awesome and I thinkg you should do it

I wanna hug my bunny girl, but instead ive gotta tidy up shelves… such is capitalism.