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“i missed you so much” but she doesn’t use any words and instead guides me to her panties to feel how badly she missed me

[rubs my cunt on your leg] mine

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

Bbguyokhhhhbbv

Ugh. Please??

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

why are people allergic to explaining things

i had to fly a bit ago and for whatever reason a tsa agent pulled me aside and brandished a mystery implement at me and said "i need to check your hands" and i said "what is that?" and he said "i need to check your hands" and i said "what do you need to check them for?" and he just kept repeating "i need to check your hands" and refusing to answer my questions until a second tsa agent came along, asked what was going on, and then joined the first one in telling me that they needed to check my hands, it's required. i don't think i even actually said they could, i think i just didn't resist when they physically grabbed my hands. and then it was only after they swabbed my hands with the mystery implement and put it in some sort of scanner that they finally explained that they needed to check for certain substances (i guess ones that are associated with explosives or something?). like, could you not have explained that when i first asked? i think this whole process could have gone a lot faster if you were willing to answer questions about what is happening.

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

I WNAT cuddles!!!!!!!!

remember when ppl were going around calling themselves bi lesbians. what the fuck were they on about

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

ugh i want to wake up to the feeling of a mouth sucking on my tits is that too much to ask 😭😭😭 maybe some fingers in my pussy while you’re at it??

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me