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being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

My girlfriend wants me to fuck my self with my dildo and I’m scared and avoiding messaging with her cause I’m a very gay girl with anxiety aaa

For the record she did very well and made lots of cute noises <3

If your gf were here, I pretty sure she'd be able to guilt me in to being the voice of reason but she's not here and you should steal yacht instead. The rich don't deserve them.

SEA GAY, DO CRIME

<3 Me, if I was a dude <3

No one ever talks about a serbian film as much as ppl defensive about only watching media appropriate for children. It's always "ughhh sorry I watched icarly in middle school instead of a serbian film" because they know if they said the matrix or superbad they would look a little bit lame.

I was watching 120 days of sodom.

i'm sooo good at cuddling and it's crazy wet in case u were wondering

Everyone say thank you to awawawawa and bweh and various other noises for being good noises when you want to post but don't have enough thoughts to piece together into posts

Thank you. ^>^

as a feminist i think girls should suck each other’s tits more

wish sex was real and not a psyop

sex was invented by bp to in part cover up the deepwater horizon oil spill

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

i’m thinking about sitting next to a pretty girl while out with her friends. everyone’s busy talking, including her, that no one notices my hand sliding up her thigh. the only indication being the panicked look she gives me when i start toying with the band of her boxers, but i just tilt my head, shrug and tell her to continue talking. she’s stammering words out as my fingers travel down, brushing against the already wet spot and taking my time before i slowly start masturbating her over the fabric. her face is flushed, but she’s being so good, continuing her conversation despite how her hand is holding into my wrist.