you're finally awake!

fuck college…i am going to go be a trout………

I thought this was a slab of ground beef superimposed into minecraft

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

I realize we are all just earthlings and are more same than different, but I want to yell at this fuckin guy so bad.

I would flick him off that branch the way I would flick jellybeans off my palm and toward my dad's Pomeranian.

you have to click on me to prompt dialogue