you're finally awake!

fuck college…i am going to go be a trout………

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

I realize we are all just earthlings and are more same than different, but I want to yell at this fuckin guy so bad.

I would flick him off that branch the way I would flick jellybeans off my palm and toward my dad's Pomeranian.

you have to click on me to prompt dialogue

you have to click on me to prompt dialogue

you have to click on me to prompt dialogue

by the nine we arefuckking under attack!!!!!!!!!

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase