Андрей Isn't Here

cameron mackintosh' rights to shut the fuck up

Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back

Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it

Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it

why would you hide this in the tags

Because Trump was golfing (of course) when the election was called, he had to drive through all of DC celebrating his outsting. Most have posted the picture (above) of his face as they drove in. I would also like to share with you the view of what he was seeing (below courtesy of an evan vucci/AP)

I’ll take being weird, a little messy, somewhat complicated, moderately maladjusted, a trifle off-kilter, and slightly off her rocker to well-adjusted any day.

David:... I throw a rock at him with my slingshot

DM: are you sure? This is a fig-

David: I throw a rock at him with my slingshot.

David: *rolls a 20*

DM:...

best of Hotel X tweets that sent me to an early grave this morning. bonus:

What is Devoted? 

A primer for “Devoted: Merritt’s Story” aka my favourite book series

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

I love all the little details in this comic! Please go read it here: https://www.demonoftheunderground.com/

I'm going to do a longer post soon for an assortment of panels I love while hopefully not revealing too many spoilers.

Reasons you should read DOTU:

- it is visually stunning

- it is funny/sweet/sad/dark -- sometimes all on the same page

- diverse LGBTQIPA* cast doing badass things like blowing things up. (Literally. Jordana is an explosives expert and I love her)

- complex and well-planned world-building

- have I mentioned it's visually stunning? This comic is gorgeous

- one of the supporting characters, Merritt, has his own trilogy of prequel books that are posted to patreon for the $2/month tier and it is soooo fucking good I want to rip my hair out! (See previous posts over the past week about how book 2 ch 21 broke my damn brain)

- Pogo (in the sample above) just really wants to get laid and for all of his new friends to get along and it's just not happening. Mostly he wants to get laid. And not murder anyone.

- Annie is the perfect guard-ferret

- Belmont (from the prequel books) made his first appearance on the most recent page and let me tell you... I'm not sure a fictional character exists that I love more than that trash disaster of a man. He sucks so much and I LOVE HIM lol

- this comic is beautiful and so many details go into every page I can't even wrap my head around it

- Balbo and Ellis are two characters who have only appeared in the prequel books so far but I love them so much.

- This comic is fucking gorgeous and so good. I can't wait to see what happens next!!!

I'll leave you with this other slightly spoilery panel of Annie being her best guard-ferret self. She's the hero that we need, but we honestly don't deserve her.

“I killed Chin the Conqueror. A horrible tyrant, Chin was expanding his army to all corners of the continent. When they came to the neck of the peninsula where we lived, he demanded our immediate surrender. I warned him that I would not sit passively while he took our home, but he did not back down. On that day, we split from the mainland. I created Kyoshi Island so that my people would be safe from invaders.”