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It's so funny that the other gay players in the series are like "eew I spend all my time with hockey players why would I wanna date one" while Shane and ilya are like "beating you at hockey makes me inconceivably horny"

Ilya is such a menace in these Game Changers books. He's coping with his secret long distance relationship by seeking out gay drama like a heat seeking missile. If these men cared for their lives they would introduce him to House Wives and Andy Cohen so they can sleep at night. At every opportunity he’s like, I am in New York! Hello Scott Hunter. I have invited myself to your gay bar so that I can antagonize every man here. Next time I am in town I will do this again and bring an extra closeted hockey player. I will at no point say anything nice to you or indicate I like you and enjoy your presence. I know you are too polite to actually throw me out.

Oh. Ilya isn’t being nice to all the gay hockey players he meets by tripping them into the arms of their love interests because he wants them to be happy. He’s tripping them away from his love interest. He’s gonna make sure those hot rich men are otherwise occupied so they don’t go sniffing around Mr. Hockey himself, Shane Hollander, who they may or may not have heard a rumor about him being gay and probably available— Quick! Diversion attack! Go flirt with the cute social media guy! Look! Attractive bartender! Sexy musician, go go go!

love how urgent ilya is in that scene where he’s like get on your stomach. on your stomach!! because it doesn’t come off as hot unruffled sex god dom lol it comes off as guy who has been jerking off a LOT to the idea of being shane hollander’s first

I think ilya’s a little too cool to let himself get really fixated on the idea of fucking shane hollander. he’s young he’s insanely hot he’s a superstar whose city is obsessed with him already (you just know those rozanov jerseys are selling like crazy in boston). that guy is NOT hard up for willing and eager sexual partners, probably all of whom are way better at giving head than closeted virgin shane hollander. so it’s not like he’s thinking about it all the time!! he does think about it now and then… when he sees hollander in another sponsorship ad… when he hears that they’ve both been voted in for the all-star game… when he’s sitting in the back of the plane in the dark with his headphones in and his eyes closed, jogging his knee against the armrest and thinking about how hungry hollander was for it. how frantic he was to get his mouth on ilya’s cock. it kinda creeps up on him, little by little, until it’s the week of the all-star game, four or five days away, and suddenly ilya is consumed by the need to have hollander in his bed again. he’s burning up with it. he’s jerking off two, three times a day thinking about putting hollander on his belly and showing him just how good it can be. hollander flushed and squirming beneath him, pinned under ilya’s weight, speared open on Ilya’s cock. pink all over and begging for more, more, harder, more. by the time ilya gets to the ASG he’s like, sweating under his collar just catching a glimpse of hollander in his nerdy little suit across the room. takes everything in him to play it cool and act like he doesn’t notice the way hollander looks up every time ilya walks into a room and then looks away real fast. makes himself go out with his team that first night. and then CANNOT wait a second longer to secure the bag and blurts out his room number in front of god & everyone ie scott hunter and the ASG television crew halfway through the skills competition lmao.

think it’s so funny Shane is fuming screaming crying throwing up while Ilya’s probably bricked up and searching things like “shane hollander fight slow mo” in delight