wicked wristah

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

you've been summoned for july duty

every FUCKING year :/

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

There is not even time for a quick jerk off

the engineers designing the tesla truck

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

Being a woman is like well if you don't want to be torn to shreds by the world you can't be loud and proud (chappell), can't be quietly in your own lane making music (gracie), can't be highly successful (taylor), can't date somebody's ex boyfriend (sabrina), can't wear cute dresses (olivia), can't give one slightly off performance (maisie), can't write about your own life (halsey), can't make a popular song that people don't like (doechii), I could go on forever

Official ominous postcard