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I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

the second a showrunner checks social media it’s over for their show

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

ngl if you're doing the whole Blogging thing right you shouldn't need to put your disorders in your bio bc your followers will just figure it out on their own. it's kind of a "show don't tell" type of thing

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

one of my biggest pet peeves with fandom is that people will see 2 characters bicker even slightly and go "ship?? enemies to lovers??? make them kiss??" and sometimes it's just like. no I think these people just dislike each other

tales from 85 can’t hurt me because it simply does not exist to me. that’s someone’s million dollar fanfiction i will simply scroll past for the sake of my sanity

“tumblr is an echo chamber where people only see opinions of other people they agree with” please be serious. i have longtime beloved mutuals who are swifties. your experience is not universal

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you