hi intrepid heroes

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

when people who want to be vaguely progressive say 'nature' all secular style but it's painfully obvious they mean 'god' while thinking they don't mean god

"natural behaviour" "the natural body" "nature intended" "nature created" no da fuck it didn't

“Culture tends to argue that it forbids only that which is unnatural. But from a biological perspective, nothing is unnatural. Whatever is possible is by definition also natural. A truly unnatural behaviour, one that goes against the laws of nature, simply cannot exist, so it would need no prohibition.” - Yuval Noah Harari

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

fuck.

Can people on the internet just go back to calling things that look like monstrous humanoids that live in the forest and have animal features (horns, fangs, etc) and the ability to look like animals when disguised Mimics again. Or just The Monster or The Thing or whatever the hell. Instead of wildly misapplying words from Native American belief

Fuck how hard is it for these people to make up a new word. Even if the media itself calls it a mimic and nothing else aside from that people will still do this shit

"They" in this case is Project CETI; here's a guardian article.

ugh we need more manipulative characters that aren’t evil. lie and cheat and steal for a good cause. control every narrative. use narcissism for justice. ruin all of your personal relationships for the good of the mission.

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

I swear this is how I feel every time I see a Tumblr screenshot out in the wild

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

Gotta stop it right before 0

one must imagine sisyphus in margaritaville