sad boy archive

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

this could be us

but you’re (not) playing (trombone)

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.