The Giant Eyes of Dr. T!K! Eckleburg

This year's hourlies for this blog!

Everybody was Sun Tzu Fighting (Riff Designed to Piss Off Your Enemies of Choleric Temperament)

"imagine showing insert blank to a medieval peasant they'd die lol" personally i think if i saw the medieval peasant's night sky i'd start crying and never stop

WELP, that ends my account.

Qobuz is the most ethical alternative to spotify and even tidal (tidal is just pandora radio in a different font; you can't curate playlists, which i absolutely fucking hate, but you can curate playlists on qobuz, and the royalties they pay to their artists are far larger than spotify) that i've been able to find, thanks to this post on instagram by singer-songwriter laura burhenn. the post also lists other alternatives, including tidal, but qobuz is by far the best of the lot. they even have a free feature called soundiiz where you can transfer all of your playlists from spotify to qobuz!

Worth a reblog for this great info.

do you think the riddlers cock is shaped like a question mark

follow-up question: if yes, which end of the question mark do you think is the tip

the riddler, peeing in a urinal while facing the opposite direction because his dick juts out and then curves back toward him & around his waist: riddle me piss, batman

I DO NOT SAY THAT

Played a bit of Silksong last night and I’m noticing some pretty big plot holes already. In Hollow Knight, Hornet is a self-assured badass who is very handy with her needle. But in Silksong, her character totally changed into a fresh idiot who loves jumping into spike pits.

This area killed me more than every boss and mini-boss so far combined

C cups can be crafted by combining estrogen and burger