pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

Dick from a girl who was "the quiet boy" growing up

dick from a guy who was the "weird girl" growing up

pussy from a girl who was "the quiet boy" growing up

long ago the four nations lived in harmony

part of the joy of having a fetish that's still somewhat outside of the mainstream (if you disagree then xkcd geologists dot png) but fairly popular is that complaining about a trope being too common in your semi-obscure pornography is really funny

anyway I just saw someone complain about how snakes are too common in hypnosis porn

i feel like i'm going Italian

*insane

because it is a natural insecticide, nicotine feels good to the part of your brain that is still an insect. this is because it makes your insect brain think it is dying, which creates a pleasurable sensation because all bugs are suicidal

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

she’s a poor little meow meow. she was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. she’s suffered more than jesus. she’s misunderstood. she’s a silly guy. she experienced the horrors. she did all those crimes. she has done nothing wrong. she deserves to kill. she’s the most interesting girl in the world. i didn’t say a name, but she popped into your head, didn’t she?

sorry they’re paying me by the post so i’m just getting as much out there as i can

they give me 26 cents per post and half of a penny every time some one reblogs it and every time someone sends a hate anon they take it aaaaaall away and i have to start over and i am one trillion billion dollars in debt and i can never die

they send it via coins in an envelope and when they have to take it away they use a giant magnet. i’ve tried swallowing the coins but the magnet is so strong it ripped my guts open and as i have previously stated i can’t die so i just had to wait for my open wound guts to go away on their own. i made a post about it and they sent me 27 cents for it

all the pennies they send are cut in half too and i have to solder them together but i don’t have money for protective gear so it just burns me all over and sometimes i accidentally solder them to my flesh but i don’t really give a shit

7 dollars and 47.5 cents 😏 allll in a days work

but if I guy said this about a girl ??? ? ??

but if a mouse said this about a kia sorento ??? ? ??