Whatever tumbles out of my brain

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

my knight keeps saying "fortune favors the bold" which is easy for him to say because fortune has historically favored him quite a lot

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

every mercenary company has got that guy who insists he should fight with two daggers... bro get back in formation and pick up your pike

"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."

nerdy tgirl pussy will change your life and save the world

shes going to talk about the dorkiest shit while you rub her pussy over her panties and she's not going to stop even when you're shoving her face in a pillow as you fuck her into the mattress

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow