The drugs don't work. And it all still hurts

the problem with fanfiction is that theres too many coffeeshop aus and not enough aus where the characters are trapped in an alivehouse psychological horror situation or perhaps a labyrinth of sorts

*forehead kisses* *tummy kisses* *nose kisses* *neck kisses* *french kisses* *soft kisses* *cheek kisses* *thigh kisses* *kisses* *kisses* *kisses*

you don't deserve that blorbo if you have to skinnify them in fanart i'm sorry

i don't play about corpse rights it's extremely important and serious to me

while i don't believe in an afterlife or souls and do accept that a corpse is an empty space where something once was, i also think that if we give a body which cannot advocate for itself that meaning and personhood, then we cannot simply disregard it as it suits the living to do so without any consideration for the consequences of that, especially when we will all one day be in the same position regardless of our consent in the matter. unlike abortion, where you're advocating for a hypothetical person that doesn't exist yet, a corpse is what remains of someone who did and had a material impact on the world. the dead aren't due any more dignity or respect than the living, but they also aren't due any less for the same reasons, and how much someone values the lives of others among them inevitably reflects how they treat their dead.

I just realised that if Australia had managed to beat the USA in the World Cup, there would've been a good chance of a USA v Iran match held in Texas for the round of 32. So, maybe it was for the best that didn't happen.

Clearly FIFA were expecting the co-host nations to win their respective Groups, because while Mexico did, and so their next 2 matches will be held in Mexico (just like their previous 3), Switzerland won Group B, so they get the advantage of ... playing their next 2 matches in Canada, while Canadians have to fly off to sunny LA (then Houston if they win). Oh dear.

Sad to see such a Euro-centric line up for the World Cup quarter finals (Hoping for some sort of upset. We don't really need a 'France v Argentina' rematch. Let's get silly with it... 'Belgium v Egypt'.), but also very funny for all three co-host nations to get knocked out in the same round, as if the FIFA gods were just like, "All right, that's enough of that. Suck it, America. Home advantage over."

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

Medical Malpractice.

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

The Hat Man is our greatest export

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

banksy is so funny how do you gentrify vandalism

shoutout to all the real graffiti fans scouring the prestigious auction houses in tears because they’re the only places on earth where graffiti exists

These people need to be shot how do you secure to right to something on a fucking brick wall