Almu de Nada

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

the lion does not concern herself with papa

arthur lesters main problem is that he has the perfect combination of vulnerable body and indomitable spirit that make him basically irresistible to anyone and anything with a functioning prey drive. if he whimpered a little less prettily or mouthed off a little less competently i think maybe 80% of the plot of malevolent would not have happened this way.

I love seeing my mutuals in my notes because it confirms they’re not mad at me. yet

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

Well. You do. So do you like your posts a lot more than everyone else?

I like my posts the most anyone has ever liked anything

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

something in art that ppl think is really stupid that i will always support is when they give a character a tail for no reason.. that shits awesome

Ryland Grace and his popularity as a character feels like such an important step in repairing the cultural tsunami left by the long running trope of every genius character needing to be an insufferable asshole to everyone in a ten mile radios about it.

Conversely, Eva Stratt is doing wonders for repairing and inspiring a appreciation for commanding women with dubious moral convictions who are fully willing to bend laws for the greater good without hesitation.

And together they are doing brilliant things by not kissing or hooking up even once.

if any of you fuckers put that new Harry Potter show on my dash I am blocking your ass

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there