ain’t that a pity, peaches?

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

y’all ever just wanna kiss girls ?

trans women r essential to the lesbian community!!!!!!! there is no arguing w/ this, there is no gray area!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey, doesn't anyone else find it a bit odd when one of the leads in a romance story is male? like, especially when there's multiple female characters available, but the main girl settles for a man anyway and it's never even explained why. I've been wondering if there's some kind of conspiracy going on there