whatevs

Charlie Kirk's soul was trapped in sora 2 and when they shut it down he got sealed away forever and now he's in there screaming 24/7

The OBSESSION with identity is so crazy like the view that when you do something it immediately becomes part of your identity and all the parts of you have to click together to become “person who wakes up early” or “person who reads” no you can literally just do something without restructuring your whole performance of personhood around it. I don’t know what to tell you except that you will never be able to have an entirely unfractured view of yourself or that you will be able to rationalize all the complex parts of yourself into the phrase “person who x” like you should just be doing things without performing them. Or aestheticizing them. Just try different things on and keep what works for you. Otherwise you will never learn and grow!

i'll just say what we were all thinking. the paris catacombs are lowkey performative as hell

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

a condom

*lays a concept egg inside your mind*

And it hatches into a beautiful chichen

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Today is World Snake Day, I guess. I learned this by being within earshot of a local morning show earlier today. One of the hosts asked, "Haven't you ever seen a photo of snake while scrolling online and thought 'oh that's a cute snake'?" And they all said that they can agree that snakes are cool but they've never thought a snake was cute. Unbelievable.