whatevs

its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest

Frustrating thing about tumblr is its not mandatory to see timestamps on posts. If you arent using them in this day and age, youre at risk of not understanding the context of a post or that the information on it may be out of date. I dont think this will reach a wide audience but if you dont have timestamps enabled go to your general settings->dashboard settings and turn timestamps on so you can see when a post written like it’s breaking news is actually from 2017.

Scientists still don't know how toys get to the store

Harry du Bois would say this.

sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

I'm begging everyone to get their flu shots

My name is Bloody Mary and i like to fuck

It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

There's a cool hat in front of you, it looks to be from that friend who's always impressing you * Pick up the Hat <- * Let that Shit Hangout You've obtained item(s)! * Backwards Hat (Forward Facing) x1 * Cool Lice Colony x1