whatevs

bro your post is making my reblog gland throb

They just look so tired and ready to give up.

it was a rough summer in halifax

i am not immune to propaganda

you are immune to stab wounds

i am immune to stab wounds

i legit love linguini from ratatouille so much. his life is such a mess that he just lets a rat take over with no questions asked

smash that mf like for a frosty cold pepsi to fly out of your screen killing you instantly 

And you know it's true because they cited Healthline as their source

the toddlers don't give a FUCK about this minion song we have. they'll literally stop dancing and sit down when it comes on. music so bad you can't even have fun anymore

music make you gain control

There's a certain Type of Guy on social media who takes great pride in having a weird sense of humour, but flounders when confronted with any genuine absurdism deeper than a YouTube Poop. Like, you think you're on the cutting edge because you can deep-fry a JPEG? Buddy, you can't even handle Heathcliff.