whatevs

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Today is World Snake Day, I guess. I learned this by being within earshot of a local morning show earlier today. One of the hosts asked, "Haven't you ever seen a photo of snake while scrolling online and thought 'oh that's a cute snake'?" And they all said that they can agree that snakes are cool but they've never thought a snake was cute. Unbelievable.

did you know that if you turn the word racecar around the other way you can spank it on its little ass

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

#1 thing I notice trans people forget to change after just a social name change is their voicemail recording!

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as