whatevs

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

taking a break from my mental health to focus on watching a tv show

nobody UNDERSTANDS this post!! this is NOT about feeling BAD and watching your COMFORT show!!! this is about feeling FINE but then CHOOSING to watch a show that makes you want to KILL YOUR SELF

Actually witches grow from the bottom of the cave up while wizards grow from the top of the cave down

What if everything gets better in 2016

this is a genuinely haunting post in 2026

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

I bring a sort of "not pregnant but needs to be" vibe to the party that you can kind of smell if you try hard enough

I love people who are cis+. The ones who took the time to think about gender and decided they liked the one they were given. They project good gender vibes even if they aren't trans.

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

Who's up phicign theit sion?

Me

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane