whatevs

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

i went to tautology island and i was there visiting the island

my horny ass would not have survived the great molasses flood of 1919 in boston, massachusetts

What are you implying-

i would’ve died

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

‘Méxicanized dishes’ 🤨 they rly though our food was so good that eating it had to be a sin. I guess.

Stevejob from a guy with glasses and a turtleneck