whatevs

Pjackk is literally not a lesbian he has so many posts about having sex with men. Polish men at that.

he believes himself to be an ancient greek poet

romeo and juliet didn’t drink poison they drank flat tummy tea and died

fucking shut up i’m trying to complete the ritual

thank you. snakes are gay now

why do i always fall for the bad boys *thinking about Lord Farquaad*

we would be so lost without garlic

*dr doofenshmirtz voice* perry the platypus? what the fuck are you doing here?

I mentally cannot handle the concept of doofenshmirtz saying fuck, I’m sorry

whats this guy doin

what guy

the winrar republic

my favorite restaurant is probably gamestop

*apprentices under a wizard and exclusively refers to him as “big buddy” until he erases me from reality*