whatevs

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

if you told me this was a sneak peek from the new spider man movie I would believe you

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

Did they let the fucking guy out

the devil said it's lindsey graham's turn today to speak with mitch mcconnell for 20 minutes

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

What?