whatevs

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

hey man can i come over and eat sour cream and onion chips in your bed and wipe my hands on your blanket and pillows

(touches overheating fan on laptop) promise you'll stop..... for me?

caveman with a mug that says “don’t talk to me until coffee has been discovered”

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

The purpose of a berry is what it does

can i get an amen break burger

man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

ppl who only read fanfiction hearing their first conversation about real politics: getting a lot of proshipper vs anti discourse vibes from this

we’re gonna put on the biggest talent show this website has ever seen and SAVE TUMBLR

I HATE THE PROPHECY