whatevs

going to partys not to steal shit but to sneeze on ur fucking tv when u arnt looking

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

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once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

if you told me this was a sneak peek from the new spider man movie I would believe you

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

Did they let the fucking guy out