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we're not kids anymore.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture
this is why commas are so unimportant
he still did 9/11 no one can take that from him ❤️
do you live in seattle (the american city)?
yes
no
please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach
do you live in new york city (the greatest city in da world babey!!!!)
yes
no

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I don't fucking want it then?
"Hahaha, I'm only bringing up Charlie Kirk's death because it is a JOKE to me. I think it's FUNNY. That's why I'm still malding about him almost a year after his murder."
Well, I guess if he's got you this upset he must be on to something, right? Isn't that what they say? Regardless, I'm curious: would you be holding this same energy if Charlie were a woman? Even one you disagree with? Or is there a permissibility to (often brutal) violence against men that you simultaneously refuse to acknowledge while also cheekily playing into?
Just some food for though, "pal".
Counting or not counting World Cup goals
taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful
Wild how no one made announcements like this about P.Diddy when his trial was happening.
Wild how abusive artists like Micheal Jackson can have biography movies made and not a single mention of accused abuses or the subsequent trials will be mentioned.
Hmmmm I wonder why people feel the need to explicitly condemn women and any action they may have possibly been a part of (like inviting a shitty guy to your wedding) yet do not extend this same behavior to men in the same industry who commit abuse and atrocities on a much larger scale 🤔?
kinda telling on yourself with this one
people shit on diddy long before he ever got caught and they are still doing it
people criticized michael long before he ever died and they still do
you only seeing criticism of the women that you like and somehow having no knowledge of the decades of criticism of men means that you're not educated on these matters at all
Proship Cafe gets shut down- should it reopen? Let me know what you think!

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“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”
Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.
“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”
Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.
“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”
You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?
One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.
The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.
And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.
And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.
horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership
Wrong! Humans irrelevant and obsolete now
agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from
“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

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I laughed so hard.
Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.