whatevs

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

chasing cars by snow patrol really hits harder everytime i listen to it like,, what if i DID just lay here???? would u lie with me and just forget the world??????? please???????????

Suspect is fleeing on foot. Short round male, last seen in a purple robe and jeweled crown. Armed with a large turkey leg and a goblet of wine.

ha ha ha. that loser over there is meeting his destiny on the very path he took to avoid it

Can’t get this on any other social media

bro your post is making my reblog gland throb

They just look so tired and ready to give up.

it was a rough summer in halifax

i am not immune to propaganda

you are immune to stab wounds

i am immune to stab wounds

i legit love linguini from ratatouille so much. his life is such a mess that he just lets a rat take over with no questions asked

smash that mf like for a frosty cold pepsi to fly out of your screen killing you instantly