whatevs

C'mon we're all headed to the hospital! one of the doctors got fired so it took all the lollipops up to the roof and is throwing them down for anyone

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

I wonder how many people reblogging this scornfully stopped masking circa 2022 because "the high risk will protect themselves" from covid.

So it took me a lot of time and while I can’t speak to the commenters above, all the people shitting on the passenger who ate the peanuts should know he didn’t speak English well and the announcement about Fae’s allergy was only given in English. It doesn’t matter if you give a warning once, three times, or a hundred times if you can’t guarantee the people you’re giving it to understand it!

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

what the fuck man you cant do that

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

Sam Handwich.