whatevs

Apparently a supertanker full of dog joy crashed off the coast back in the 70s and now all the groundwater here makes you feel happiness in a dog way.

I hate using the word grief to pertain to my experiences so instead I’m just gonna call it swag city or something equally stupid bc everything a goddamn joke to me

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

Charlie Kirk's soul was trapped in sora 2 and when they shut it down he got sealed away forever and now he's in there screaming 24/7

The OBSESSION with identity is so crazy like the view that when you do something it immediately becomes part of your identity and all the parts of you have to click together to become “person who wakes up early” or “person who reads” no you can literally just do something without restructuring your whole performance of personhood around it. I don’t know what to tell you except that you will never be able to have an entirely unfractured view of yourself or that you will be able to rationalize all the complex parts of yourself into the phrase “person who x” like you should just be doing things without performing them. Or aestheticizing them. Just try different things on and keep what works for you. Otherwise you will never learn and grow!

i'll just say what we were all thinking. the paris catacombs are lowkey performative as hell

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

a condom

*lays a concept egg inside your mind*

And it hatches into a beautiful chichen

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things