pathetic little meow meow

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

I need Carlisle Cullen to have a bigger fan base

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

i wish in twilight when bella gets turned into a vampire they made her transformation and experience as a newborn vampire WAY more morbid and parallel to how they explained it before the books. like what do you mean “wow! you randomly have RIDICULOUSLY GOOD self control for a newborn! how convenient!” i wish she had to struggle with her thirst way more and perhaps even killed a person or two because what vampire has not?? to see her suffer in the face of her decisions and accept and cope with her new way of life would be way more interesting then to just write her off as “ miraculously having good self control” in my opinion

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

This one gets it

Tom Lovell

this looks like red has just this moment decided to murder grey’s husband

I’d just like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that ‘light hair+dark hair’ and ‘one woman upright/on a higher visual level+one woman reclining/on a lower visual level’ were tropes used in pulp fiction covers to signify that the book was about lesbians.

So what you’re saying is that Red DEFINITELY just at this moment decided to murder Grey’s husband.

| :/ | That’s me falling toward a spike | | pit, with kind of an air of irritation |↑↑↑↑↑↑| about it. Sighh