Ei siis ollut enää varaa siihen, että rikoksista tuomitut henkilöt osana heille määrättyä rangaistusta tekevät risusavotanomaista työtä viiden euron tuntipalkkaa vastaan. Hesarin mukaan kys. toiminta lakkautettiin, "koska säästöjen takia vankeja ei ole enää varaa kuljettaa paikalle eikä ohjata töihin".

"All upper management is like this" "This is just what it's like working for a big company" NO. No it isn't. I work for a chain grocery store and my boss is AMAZING.

I've emailed her about making a schedule change after I missed the window and she's made the changes anyway

Heard that we get a raise after six months of working. Asked her about this (much later in) the same day I got a warning about counting transactions correctly. She was so chill both times and advocated for me to get said raise

I found a potato in the parking lot and brought it in. I asked if I could keep it, she said no because they were going to compost it. I was jokingly upset. Later mentioned it was my birthday. Went to bathroom, came back to find a balloon attached to the potato that read "Happy Birthday ____, from (boss' name) (other employee on shift's name) and potato.

She doesn't want me reading the trash pop culture magazines during down time on my shift but I don't even mind because I'm not bored around her, she jokes with me and makes work really fun

We've had disagreements (I think we've only had one right now actually) and we'll likely have more in the future, but the important thing is she cares about her employees. And we're a mix of teens, college students, and older people just looking for a part time job. She knows and remembers stuff about us, and she advocates for us. That shouldn't be a privilege, that should be a right.

okay so basically the story went that he has. a fetish for guys with tats and piercings and this culminated in him getting real teeth KNOCKED OUT during a glory hole incident in 98 or 99 he can’t remember but basically the guy thrust in as he was catching his breath. and. teeth got knocked out. he was THAT HARD. 

so he gets dental implants and continues on his way, assured that he’ll never have to lose any more teeth. he used to bartend blah blah and was always complimented on his teeth but he eventually got them SNAPPED OUT during an altercation with a drunk guy and he got different ones put in and was like “oh, so this is a recurring theme in my life” and decided that he was going to swear off bartending.

so he moved out this way and started his “dick-sucking career” anew, hopeful, wide-eyed. and managed to get a piercing snagged on his fucking tonsil and they have to GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM TOGETHER BECAUSE THE GUY IS STUCK IN HIS FUCKING THROAT AND HE CAN ONLY BREATHE IF HE BREATHES AROUND THE DICK. it was at this moment i remembered that one fucking movie where a guy gets his prince albert piercing stuck in a lady as a killer is busting into the room and dies because he won’t cut it off and run or something

also as this is happening i’m waiting on x-ray results so i’m just. there lmao

and he was talking about how the guy NUTTED. IN THE AMBULANCE. BECAUSE OF THE VIBRATION OF THE ROAD. IN HIS THROAT. AND THEY HAD TO SUCTION IT OUT. WHAT THE FUCK. but it turns out that there was a bad cut to his gums as well because it was a spiked fucking piercing so he just. had to get a couple teeth replaced. again.

and they dated. for 2 more years. until he moved to serbia or something i forget that part i was laughing to hard. it might have been spain. idk anyways

the bf got stopped by airport security because this was a few years after 9/11 and he had to take half his piercings which were not “safe metals” for metal detectors (“because DIY punks are hotter” was his reason??) and he was like “do i take the dick one out too” (no, but he did get taken to be privately searched.) and it ended up, that his boyfriend (the guy in the dental office) laughed so hard, after hearing this story repeated, that he slipped and smacked face first into the edge of a table. and LOST HIS TEETH AGAIN, and ended up walking around “like a fucking christmas carol about wanting two front teeth” until his bf sent him money to get them fixed and then broke up with him “for some hot young thing”

so he gets new ones! and they lasted! they really did! for years!

and then, #4, was on sunday. he was so “inspired” after he was allowed to go on dates again. because quarantine and no-socialising rules and shit have hit hard here multiple times. that he “went too hard” at a small gay bdsm gathering. and he managed to both bend his teeth inwards and fuck his molars up FROM DICK SUCKING. and he was like “i was tied up there, thinking about how many times this has happened. and how some evil gay witch put a curse on me for being too good at sucking dick.” 

and he went on about how the kink club in question is technically helping to pay for this because they felt SO BAD and the guy who did this laughed his ass off and was like. i don’t have any money but once you get your teeth fixed - and the guy was like NO. I AM NOT SUCKING YOU OFF EVER AGAIN LOOK WHAT YOU DID