open your starving mouth and scream

Not only should I be studied by science, but I should be studied by pseudoscience as well. Let's see of those deranged cranks can work out what the fuck is wrong with me

talking to people you want to get to know as if they're already your friends is a terrible terrible piece of advice that people online love giving out. but i think what people are trying to say when they suggest this is that you should talk to people you want to get to know as if they're your peers. which is a subtle but important distinction. the former is extremely overfamiliar and often because of this ends up making you seem rude, but the latter is more about conducting your conversations with someone as if it is unremarkable and low stakes for the two of you to be speaking together. which is only* rude if the person you're talking to thinks they're above having normal conversations with randos, in which case, probably not worth your time to befriend anyway.

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

me when i am on my mutuals' blogs 👀👀👀 #LetsTakeALook👀 #Observing👀

I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me