Miscellaneous Bollocks

He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times (bardic inspiration)

I'm emailing you a refreshing spring breeze

please find attached the feeling of rain on your skin

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

this is very very silly but i do have a minor superiority complex about being born in the year 2000. like i was literally born at the turn of the millennium. bang on the start of the century. just feels like the most correct moment in time to be born. i don’t know how other people are managing with birth years that end in random numbers like doesn’t it bug you when you visualise time in your head idk

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

Everyone wish my good friend Jonathan luck, he's studying to pass the bar rn and apparently has a big work trip/promotion thingy coming up 🥺

The fact that someone made this whole account specifically for this one joke. My hat is off to you.

yeah okay, ill reblog that!

I cannot stress this enough; PLEASE unmute :')