magical af

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

i love the conclave. what do you mean the entire world has tv cameras trained on the chimney of an old italian palace waiting for days or weeks until the color of the smoke changes and we find out who’s been elected as the next supreme dictator of catholicism

the secret rites have chosen bob, from chicago. impeccable

YES

also technology breaks at random, and sometimes you just suddenly feel a thousand years old

Holidays are unusual but important and have very specific rites attached

Don’t eat the crushed pineapple

so many male characters are held back by the fact that they're not wearing earrings when they so clearly should be wearing earrings

Reminder that Luigi Mangione is an innocent man, and an entirely different person from The Claims Adjuster (the guy who actually killed CEO Brian Thompson)

the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

#you have to know the rules so you can break them with intention and precision#otherwise your work will never be truly transformative

literally the first step in jazz is to get the original piece down, that's the only way you can riff in a way that works

These really scratch my soul differently yk

“Above all else, bad” you’re so right <3

if you're not obsessed with a fucked up female character i hope that changes for you soon. becoming obsessed with a genuinely deranged fictional woman will change your life.

Are you guys okay with me being completely insane

Dean Winchester is NOT afraid of commitment, he just doesn’t think he deserves it. Dean wants to be a house husband so bad. He’s longing for it.

ppl keep asking what fandom this is from. it is from a fandom of one (1) and that one is me. it is from my brain. my heart. my very gay and horny soul.

fundamentally i cannot vibe with the posts about feeling left out of the gay ship canon parties because like 1. if you don’t think destiel was canon by the end of the show that’s on you and more importantly 2. the decade plus we got of dean and cas falling in love and persevering through fights and deaths and break ups and make ups and choosing each other and the family they made together over and over and over again is so much better to me???? like congrats on your first or second season canon kiss. ill be over here watching destiel play out every romantic trope known to man in a decade long slow burn that permanently rewired my brain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

what im saying is destiel flew so those other ships could skip a little