You having a good time?

man it sucks that a caesar salad would hit rn

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

IT'S CALLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EMPATHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORD YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS COMPASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

“delete later” it’s later bro

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

help i just heard the worst most heterosexual hallmark movie retail playlist ass song ever and i was thinking this is like if tswift was worse and right at that moment my 60 year old bostonian coworker turns to me beaming and goes This is the best taylor swift song its for the new toy story movie

how far into his term as mayor does zohran get the big top hat and monocle. i kind of thought he’d have them by now