You having a good time?

Loki and Odin if they were house cats:

new delusional headcanon: country mac didn’t actually die, mac just told the gang he died because he knew they liked country mac better than him

Oppenheimer came up with the nuclear bombs as a metaphor for some sort of god sized lizard

love a big ass purse. this is my bucket of garbage that i take everywhere. yes for emotional support

tbh the first step of recovery is to stop feeling kind of proud about how fucked up you are. your martyr complex is not an endearing quirk it’s the fatal flaw that makes your friends feel like garbage and will sabotage your whole life.

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

in a way i am my own dead wife

what's a little sadomasochism between friends

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle