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Funny thing I just remembered: when I was in the psych ward last October I got so bored I started drawing amino acids. I’m a biochem student and I was taking a class on proteins and enzymes at the time so I had all the amino acids memorized. I filled many pages with nothing but random amino acid molecules and when the nurses found them laying around they were horrified. “I thought I was done with biochem,” one of them said. I asked her if she had a favorite amino acid and she said histidine. So I filled an entire page with just histidine.

Absolutely based

always reblog bonnie

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

Reblog to hug prev and tell them it’s okay

Until someone invents well-fitting pants for fat 5'2 trans bitches with voluptuous thighs and childbearing hips this world will never know peace

if this post gets over 5k notes by aromantic spectrum awareness week (feb 18-24) i'll tell my homophobic "friend" that they're being homophobic and need to cut it out

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard

Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.

Robin would just have Heelys

THE GIF

still hung up on the consensus song. you KNOW grover found out he was gonna be alone with percy and annabeth and ran to look up 'gentle parenting tips' on youtube

My Roman Empire: Sally dropping a match in an old milkshake knowing Poseidon would walk through that door in 0.7 seconds