has anyone ever told you that you smell like lavender

I'm not opposed to criticizing companies for being shitty, but I'm always a little suspicious when there's an obvious double-standard like this. Xbox/Microsoft in particular is tied to a lot of genuinely scummy stuff, but they don't get half the scrutiny for some reason.

black classic tabby with low white spotting

i see how it is

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

always thinking about that Oxford study that found half of adults define "young people hanging around in groups" as "anti-social behaviour"

If you create my likeness for your Tomodachi island, you legally have to tell me.

Not only is that a picture-perfect recreation of me, the Twilight Zone Room is stunning.

Male characters who would work better as butch women stretch as far as the eye can see

Horror media that never lingers with you, forgettable generic films with no lasting impact, are boring. Give me a horror film so good it's mere mention makes me stressed and I have to block the tag.

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

Animated Goncharov.

Definitely that one.

Look at these idiots who haven't seen Gonzorov (1993).

Reblogging entirely for Gonzorov.