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Who Is She?

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this is utterly fucking delightful

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are these the geese from the aristocats

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“Speaking of little girls being weird”

Kids are such a MEME and recess is a godless land

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the best part about this is in the second to last one the “lizard protection society” has the same acronym as littlest pet shop

#lps #lizards

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This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

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oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

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why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

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actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”

ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.

i’m pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.

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>girl rats are smaller

>Remmy is smaller

>Remmy is trans

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remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking

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remmy: dad i think im a boy

dad: sure son

remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage

dad: you w h a t

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its remy you absolute clods

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

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always reblog. no matter where i see it, i reblog it!

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The only way we can help

howaboutfondue

Guys! They also have a shop where you can buy t-shirts that provide them money for planting the trees in Brazil!

Also each t-shirt you buy is 20 planted trees! Check out their shop!!

Please reblog this, they need as much help as they can get.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i had! some not great nightmares! didn’t like it!

console me & share ur most unreasonably scary mitemares in the tags?

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I’m sorry you had nightmares gaud if it make you feel any better my boyfriend had a nightmare that he was being attacked by a goose the size of an ostrich. I hope there were no goostriches in your dreams.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i do actually feel better

how is he still alive idgaf if this was technically a dream no one survives a goose that size

pigeon-egg421

once i had a dream i climbed through my window to get outside and a dandelion was mad at me for blocking the sunlight so i turned to (randomly) batgirl who was for some reason climbing out with me and said “chris! it that a weed?” and then we ran off across a field to a mansion covered in vines

#weirdest fucking dream #and then we broke into the mansion #it was fun #batgirl #weird dream #dream

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If you’re looking for a non-character-related prompt, here’s a fun little worldbuilding exercise – loosely inspired by Vance’s Dying Earth and related sword-and-sorcery fantasy works – that we used to do back in RPG club:

The Seven Great Spells

Once we lived in a world of countless wonders, but that age is past, and there are few who remember it. Now, all that remains to us are the Seven Great Spells. Nobody knows how to invent more. Nobody knows why these seven specific spells are the only ones that still work. They are spells of great power – to the point that being able to cast even one of them confers considerable influence – but excruciatingly narrow function; the mark of a great wizard is having the creativity to make them useful beyond their obvious purpose.

What are the Seven Great Spells?

(If you’re doing this as a serious worldbuilding effort you can increase the count to nine, thirteen, or some other numerologically significant total, but experience has shown that seven is about the right number for a casual exercise.)

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so someone messaged me and said they would submit my page to a fiverr to give 2000 email notifications about this tumblr

if you got it, it was not me. i was NOT trying to buy followers and if you dont believe me i can show proof.

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tfw youre supposed to be working on summer work but you draw icons for the characters my gay friends rp as

#gay #momo #momo yaoyorozu #yaoyorozu #tsuyu #tsuyu asui #asui #bnha #mha #art #fanart #atistic #digital art #icon #mha art #bnha art #bnha fanart #mha fanart #bnha ships #mha ships #momo x tsu #lgbt #lgbtq

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WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME TJERES A SPECIES OF TINY MICE THAT SLEEP INSIDE OF TULIPS OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT FOR MYSELF

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OHHH MY GOD??????????? ??/)ghhhe?.!)bc???

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HJDKLSA

imagine if @black-sun-au snufkin had the accent from the “WHICH ONE OF YOUS DOESNT KNOW HOW TO FLUSH THE TOILET AFTER THEYVE HAD A S HITE? WELL IT WAS FOOKIN ONE OF YOUS” thing

#shitpost #blacksunau #snufkin #meme #moomins #MoominAU #moominvalley

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Hell world

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capitalism ruined art and entertainment

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Keep reblogging this it’s shaming them into prolonging shows

03josten

stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it

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oh my god i'm so tired psychotic does not mean violent it does not mean angry or erratic. it refers to a person suffering from psychosis, a loss of touch with reality that includes hallucinations and/or delusions. psychotic people are not inherently violent and y'all need to understand how much stigma you create when you again and again incorrectly use the word psychotic without even thinking about it

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would appreciate if non-psychotic people could reblog this

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@black-sun-au and his smile,,,,,,, that damned smile,,,,,

#snufkin #blacksunau #moomins #moominvalley #moominau #fanart

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You can only reblog this today.

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I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

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