The Pancake House

Friend A: Everyone here is wearing masks, how are we gonna know which one is Jack?

Friend B: Have you seen the way he dresses in general? Imagine him at a costume party.

Friend A: What do you mean?

Me (Jack):

Hux: *moans*

Everyone: “Johnny is so soft and innocent, he wouldn’t hurt a fly.”

Johnny: *stabs a man*

Everyone: “He’s so cute.”

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Bob: “Fight me, you greasy bitches.”

Ponyboy: “No. We’re better than that.”

Johnny: *stabs bob*

Ponyboy: “Johnny wtf”

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Ponyboy: “Now that we got that whole stabbing thing cleared up, no more crazy stunts. Ok?”

Johnny: “Ok.”

Also Johnny: *jumps into a burning church*

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Dally: “Guys, I’m fine. For real.”