Shostakovich?

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

I hope Obama booby traps the heck out of the Oval Office

Home Alone: White House Havoc

THE A C C E N T OMG

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]

HOW

IT’S STARTED

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

My depression has been cured

Donna Meagle is my life inspiration

The white house will never look this good again

I love this. Take a shelter dog with you, guys. Everyone. Everywhere.

Hey Americans, the Uk will trade you our Royal Family for the Obamas. All of ours, even the kids. We’ll even throw in some of those “handsome” British actors you like so much, we don’t care. Hell, take the crown jewels too.

youll take the obamas from my cold dead hands theyre one of the few good things we have left right now

do u ever just love someone so much it overwhelms ur entire heart and thats all u can think about and even seeing a picture of them or something just triggers this rush of emotion and all u can think is like wtf i love u 

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.