Listen. I have another idea.
Poe falls asleep in his bed on Ajan Kloss but wakes up in a grey quarter of a Star Destroyer with an orange cat sleeping on him and a First Order General insisting that they are married and Poe is the best pilot of the First Order.
Hux seems genuine and he looks incredibly hot in Poe's shirt. And everything about his TIE fighter seems... Familiar. And the cat seems to know him... So maybe he just had the wildest dream about being in the resistance?
Hux doesn't seem that evil now, when he holds Millicent looking through reports. Maybe Poe just hit his head very hard? Maybe this is his life?










