BEGGING EVERYONE TO GO READ THIS RN
summary is that ginny and rita skeeter are the two main reporters- ginny is actually commentating on the match, while rita is (of course) gossiping about the people in the VIP section (harry, ron, hermione, etc.)
I CAN'T- might i remind you that this is 2014, which means Albus is EIGHT YEARS OLD. rita skeeter is literally dissing an eight y/o.
omg?? cursed child begins in 2017, so victoire and teddy have been dating for quite a while.
rita's out here reporting all the important stuff fr
albus: *nearly dies*
harry: lmao have a snacc my son
"supposed" best friend?!?!?! rita, when i catch you, rita...
(hermione yawning is so real btw)
charlie is aroace confirmed
RITA?!?!?!?!?!?! WHEN I CATCH YOU RITA OMFG
average ron weasley behaviour
thank you, gin.
this reminds me of the time ginny crashed into zacharias smith's commentator booth on purpose at the end of the match lmao
anyway, the screenshots i've given is only like, 30% of the absolute GOLD that this entire report is. please read it.