probably hopping fandoms again

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

@jorality

We know who has all the brain cells

It makes the dream work

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

.... is one of those guys Blade?

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old