I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him
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I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him

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undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal
This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except youβre not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and youβre just trying to keep up.
The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human
Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I donβt get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably donβt have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.
my controversial opinion is I donβt think Zuko was confused by βmy first girlfriend turned into the moonβ
he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.
his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been βthis day has already been so goddamn weirdβ
The only really new information was that that was Sokkaβs girlfriend
Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:
Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say βyeah, I know.β
Sokka: βMy girlfriend turned into the moon.β
Zuko: βI know.β βYes.β βShe sure did.β βUh huh.β βTell me something new.β βAre we still talking about that?β βThatβs rough, buddy.β
[image: tags by samwisethebold: #itβs not that he doesnβt get what sokka means #itβs that how on earth do you respond to that]
When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zukoβs part
I'm not necessarily rooting for the US in the world cup but I do think it would be funny if they made a deep run if only because I feel like, for countries that are actually good at international football, "You lost to the USAmericans" would make for god tier trash talk
Imagine you're from a country where this sport is like a national civic religion and you lose to a bunch of dork ass losers who call it soccer. There's no coming back from that
I thought the USMNT making a deep run and embarrassing some European teams in the process would be the funniest outcome for them in the World Cup but Trump using FIFA's limitless appetite for corruption to get a red card overturned for their game against Belgium only for them to completely embarrass themselves, play way worse than usual and lose by 3 goals is SO much funnier holy shit that's incredible
today i rang up a customer at work for $13.36 and i said with such genuine cheer "uh-oh! two years before the plague hit England, if anyone cares!" and i watched the customer's eyes as they were clearly taken aback and then tried to pretend to be interested at all. they made such a valiant effort. they were like I don't wanna damper this guy's plague enthusiasm. They said, very awkwardly, "haha, uh-oh!"

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The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles
This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever
using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you
i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me
Literally the most corrupt president of all time.

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so many cartoons used to do stuff like this and it ruled. Space Jam Pulp Fiction reference. Spongebob Nosferatu reference. Animaniacs and Tiny Toons was literally full of stuff like this. it's how kids used to get introduced to influential media. cutting this stuff is why we have a generation of 30 year olds that watch Bluey.
Shitting on adults that watch childrens media was not necessary to make the point.
I know but I did that on purpose bc I wanted to
Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot
Remember when Trump talked about "Shylocks and bad [bankers]" in a speech and people on the right were arguing that he didn't mean Jews, he was just making a Shakespeare reference because he's so cultured, and we all saw how stupid and willfully blind that was?
Yeah, that's exactly how everyone defending Mamdani for saying "AIPAC uses dark money to sow discord" sounds right now.
last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

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