I Am Made Of Memories

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

so one of my favorite things in games is when a ref or linesman accidentally gets caught up in play n they have to go jumping away from the puck right. I am also of the belief that it is Ilya's favorite thing too. except he's on the ice. you see where I'm going with this. I think ilya regularly hunts down his most hated refs n sends that puck ALL up in their space just to make them jump.

Every time I see a gifset of the stairwell kiss I'm like oh surely this has been slowed down. It hasn't! He is genuinely lingering like that. Do you do that with all your hookups Ilya. Jesus fucking Christ genuinely are you okay. Is the We Meet Up We Fuck Is Simple in the FUCKING ROOM WITH US. what are you DOING man.

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

Can you imagine trying to be sexual wearing Vegan Leather. Oooh are you turned on by my unsustainable plastic. Does the wear and tear from 2 years make you wanna rub clit on the holes in my boots? Get real.